CAESAR CLOWN

SHIRORORORORO

[caesarclown-official]

WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL BLOG OF THE WORLD'S GREATEST SCIENTIST

▓▒░ ☣ GENIUS AT WORK ☣ ░▒▓

Before you ask:

No, I am not taking criticism.

No, you cannot sue me.

▓▒░ ☣ GENIUS AT WORK ☣ ░▒▓

ACCOMPLISHMENTS

Created SAD.

Successfully manufactured artificial Devil Fruits.

Developed multiple world-class chemical weapons.

Took control of Punk Hazard.

Survived numerous assassination attempts.

Successfully held several pirate crews hostage.

Personally recognized by Emperors of the Sea.

Made billions of berries.

More famous than ALL of my critics.

▓▒░ ☣ GENIUS AT WORK ☣ ░▒▓

DNI

Marines

Vegapunk supporters

Children

Parents of children

Journalists

Straw Hats and their fans

Anyone currently involved in a lawsuit against me

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FAQ

"Didn't you destroy Punk Hazard?"

Who's asking?

"Didn't your experiments hurt people?"

Science requires sacrifice.

"Is Vegapunk smarter than you?"

Blocked.

"Why do you keep getting kidnapped?"

Next question.

▓▒░ ☣ GENIUS AT WORK ☣ ░▒▓

Feel free to send asks praising my brilliance. Anonymous hate will be reported to absolutely nobody because I enjoy reading it.

⋆｡°✩ ☠ TOXIC GAS ZONE ☠ ✩°｡⋆

woof, thats a lotta info. hello, mod here! i have absolutely no boundaries on what you can/cant ask. generally, i prefer nsfw and gore roleplay in dms! dont be shy if you want to rp nsfw or gore and such! i do enjoy them myself! i am an adult!

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while it is not mentioned by caesar himself, you can refer to him by any pronouns and any gender! he has more things to worry about than what to identify as.

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there will be a lot of mentions of torture and harm towards children and so on and so forth. if you know who caesar is, you know what will be mentioned on this blog.

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TAGS:

Unwilling experimentation & willing experimentation: These ones are arbitrary but they largely depend on if the person interacting with Caesar is doing so of their own volition.

☁️☁️☁️ reblogs ☁️☁️☁️: reblog tag

mad science: anything with this tag will most likely mention things that go against OSHA or general human rights, but it is a general fun time talk about science tag

[attex]

[caesarclown-official]

Estrogen

What about it? I'm taking it.

[mosi13]

the clown is melting

[f0restnympho420]

i have insane clown pussy

[lemon-labia]

broke my routine so now i have to kill myself

[caesarclown-official]

Soooo you in any relationship since we last saw you?

I'm in a romantic relationship with the idea of drowning myself.

Also no but I came close to fucking Judge a month or so ago.

[the-messy-artist]

Has this been done yet

[silentshayshores-2]

Headcanon Prompts

Ok so since I have no ideas for headcanons at the moment, I wanna ask you guys to send in some requests. Just send in a number and a character’s name and I’ll do your request as soon as I can! Or if you wanna use these questions for your own blog go ahead!

How do they feel about people shorter/taller than them?

What are they like on social media? (What’s their username, profile pic, etc.)

Their sexuality?

Preferred weather?

What’s their sleeping schedule?

Favorite music?

How’s their cooking?

It’s movie night, what movie do they pick?

How would they hold up in a pillow war?

What’s their sleeping position?

Who do they go to for comfort?

Something small that they enjoy?

How do they feel about physical contact by others?

What is enough to bring them to tears?

Biggest pet peeve?

How well do they take care of themselves?

What’s something they like that may be surprising to others?

Do they consider others family?

Any bad habits that they have?

What’s their idea of a perfect vacation?

Do they get lost easily? Will they ask for directions if they are?

The strangest thing they have ever seen?

How well do they accept advice?

How much do they swear?

How do they take advice given to them?

Do they like being in pictures?

Is there anything they’re bad at?

What’s their morning schedule?

Any past injuries?

Something that disgusts them?

[caesarclown-official]

STOP THREATENING ACE-YA WITH OPEN HEART SURGERY. OR WHATEVER.

Remember that horrible sensation of your heart being squished by my hands?

...Yeah.

(please I need this I need my fucking grill back just listen to me for once)

-You know who...

IT WASN'T A THREAT!!! IT WAS AN OFFER!!!!!!!!!

keep your hands away from my heart.... i've been developing cardiovascular issues recently anyways...

[zszsze]

can i come to your house and make you know some information

[portgas-official]

Ace enlighten us with your most heinous hear me out

(Hands you the mic and blinks at you)

Uuuuhh uuuhhhh oh man okay uh…..idk…no thats too predictable….and thats just not true…

uh

..hm

Idk. fuckin. caesar clown? i have a crazier answer but im not dying to something that stupid

[zoro-r]

And for my next trick, I'll make my bellyache ten thousand times worse and project it to

@imu-official @heavenly-yaksha-official @gods-holiest-knight and @god-enel-offical

Good night

[zoro-r]

@caesarclown-official this goes for you as well. You're not safe.

[caesarclown-official]

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!

[teathattast]

[madsresearchship]

i considered posting this on my main, but this is the most sideblog post to ever sideblog post. enjoy (???)

[caesarclown-official]

SHOO!

@lindbergh-official

ACKKK!!!!

[lindbergh-official]

Are we SURE this onslaught of resurrected people isn't a wave of hyperrealistic cyborgs??

🤔🤔

[chief-commander]

...How would we test this theory out, hypothetically?

[lindbergh-official]

Hold a magnet to Gol D. Roger and watch to see if it sticks. Or makes him loopy as the magnetism screws with his internal processors. :3

[chief-commander]

I would argue you could just do that with Ace as well.

[lindbergh-official]

... this is true...

... ohhhh Fire Fiiiiiiist! >:3

@portgas-official

[portgas-official]

why does everyone want to experiment on me