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Eve (2003)
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
worth a shot huh
Let’s see what happens….
Closeness
This shit slaps
I had to reblog this one
!!!!!
This! 😍
this is it.
Healthy Eating For You
Seek Your Inner Peace ICNBUYS Zen Garden
By FeelGoodFilth
don’t do this unless you love me & tryna go half n half
That’s just how I fuck 🤷🏾♂️
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
i want you to stay for one day and one nigh with me and give me sp much love i dont have to cry of lonliness tonight, every night
no bUT THE LAST TIME I DID THIS SHIT I WISHED MEETING MY IDOL AND IT WAS RIGHT BEFORE I FCKING GOT THE FCKING EMAIL SAYING I WAS GOING TO MEET TAYLOR OH MY GOD
liKE THIS SHIT ACTUALLY WORKS PPL
Grabbed my phone out of my hands and mounted me!
These are her words before riding the stress out of me:
“I’m in charge, and I’m going to slide your beautiful thick piece of chocolate in me and I’m going to slide and bounce up and down on you till you are solid and throbbing and before you paint my pretty face I’m going suck on you slow and deep”
Memoirs Of a Young Black King
Vol.2
Page 13
Theyoungblackking.com
Me and a Lesbian Stud Who Liked Sucking Dick and Fucked Me With Her Strap-On
(Another Super Hott True Story)
It's not often you find something like this, but when you do just enjoy it.
In about 2002, I was on Yahoo personals and a thick chick hit me up. She was plain looking in the face, but she has some really big titties, so I gave it a shot because I love titties.
We started talking freaky and conversation lead deep into sex. She said, can I call you, but you gotta promise to never call me (basically, I'm not single, you are side dick, can you handle that?)
"Sure," I said. "What's up. You got a dude?" And she laughed.
"Nah. I got a chick," she said.
Now I understood why she was plain looking in the face. She was a stud. If you're not familiar with the lingo, lesbian studs fashion themselves after dudes so they typically dress like guys and don't wear makeup.
"Really? Okay, that's cool."
"You don't have a problem with that?" she said.
"Not at all. Hit me up," I said, I gave her my number. She called me right away.
"There's one more problem, actually two. I know most guys have fantasies about lesbians, you're not going to fuck me and my girl."
"Okay, that's no problem. What's the second thing?"
"I only want to suck your dick. Nothing else. You'll never fuck me. We cool?"
"Yeah, we cool"
I don't know what type of guys she have it running into before, but I'm a guy to turn down a woman who wants to come over, suck my dick and leave and any man who does is crazy.
She went on to tell me how even though she was lesbian she still have fantasies about sucking dick. She said she would dream about it and their mouth would water whenever she thought about it.
She asked if I she could come over so that Saturday we came through.
The pictures did her no Justice. She was actually more attractive in person than the pictures she posted. She was the complexion of Regina Hall, but thick with titties like Maserati XXX, but she had them confined in a sports bra so they didn't look as big as I eventually saw.
I came to the door in my boxers, and when I opened it, she walked straight ahead and grabbed my dick.
"Oh, it's like that."
"Yeah, it's like that," she said, gently pushing me to walk backwards until we got to the bedroom.
Pull my dick out of the hole of the boxes got down on one knee and started sucking me.
Oh my fucking God, let me tell you. I'd had good blow jobs before, but she was rising two number three on the list after just 10 seconds and closing on 2nd place.
Her mouth was warm and her lips were soft, and a blowjob had just the right amount of spit. As I like, she sucked my dick like the elixir of life was in that shit. She already had second place and was moving toward first.
Still standing on wavering legs, I reached out for something, anything. Her flannel shirt was open (what's with studs and flannel shirts?) and the I reached my hand down and to our sports bra and grab a handful of titty.
"You like big titties don't you?"she said taking a breath from sucking my dick and went right back to sucking.
I lost my balance, and fell back on the bed. My dick popped from her mouth, and she stood up, took off the flannel shirt and wriggled out of the sports bra. She had those dark brown saucer-shaped areolas with hard nipples line erasers. She unbuckled her jeans and they slid to the floor revealing blue Ninja Turtles boxers.
She pulled down my boxers, lifted my feet in the air to get them off and with my feet in the air she shoved her tongue up my ass.
"Oh shit," I said.
"You like that, don't you?"
I nodded.
"You got a real nice ass," she said rubbing her finger around my asshole.
She spit on ass, teasing her finger around the hole bit not penetrating. She got on her knees on the bed next to me, boxers still on, and went back to sucking my dick.
God, she could suck a dick
With her on her knees, I stuck my hand down and slit my fingers through the hole of the boxers. Her pussy was dripping wet.
Literally dripping.
I played in her pussy and she sucked my dick with even more passion, moaning, still playing with her middle finger around my asshole but not penetrating.
I slept my finger out of her pussy held them toward her mouth. She stopped sucking my dick and slipped my fingers into her warm mouth and lick them clean.
I pulled it out of her mouth, she went back to sucking my dick, and I slipped my fingers back into that juicy pussy.
I put my fingers out, held it in front of her face and you would have thought I was holding a bone in front of a hungry dog. She sucked on my fingers again, like it was another dick. I took my fingers out of her mouth and slipping back into her pussy and she went back to sucking my dick again.
I was in heaven.
I felt her pussy quiver with my fingers inside of her and I knew she was about to cum. I rubbed the outside of her clit with my thumb as I played with the G-Spot with my fingers. She booked a couple times and then she roared, "Oh my fucking GOD! UH! I'M CUMMING. I'M CUMMING!!"
I'm still rotating my fingers inside her pussy and playing with her clit as she screamed the most beautiful scream. My dick was harder than a rock and she unconsciously squeezed the base of my dick.
She's screaming, bucking and then she came again, more powerful this time. She let go of my dick, and rolled over trembling.
I roll over the edge of the bed to stand up with her shaking just feet away from me. I grabbed her thighs and pulled her to the edge of the bed.
Her eyes immediately widened like 50 cent pieces.
"No. You can't...you can't...fuck me," she panted.
"Fuck you? I know the rules. I'm not going to fuck you. But I am going to eat the fuck out of your pussy."
I yanked her boxers down and expose one of the prettiest pussies I've ever seen. The thin strip of soft, fine hair, a defined button of a clit medium lips.
"But...but..." She weakly protested, but when I lean forward to eat the pussy she grabbed the back of my head and didn't push me away.
Like the pussy eating Pro I am, I pushed the clit hood back, sucked on that clit, and slipped my fingers inside to that g-spot. With a double-jointed crooked finger, I stroked that ribbed g-spot while sucking on that clit
30 seconds in, "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE," she shrieked, as another orgasm came, "Oh my God" and then another. I sucked on that clit, fingered her pussy and tickled her g-spot at the same time.
"Sheeeeeeeeeit" she cried so loud that Clay Davis would have been proud.
After that, she push my head away and lay shaking on the bed.
"Boy...you eat pussy like a lesbian. You know that?"
I just smiled. "I never heard no shit like that for my life, but I'll take that compliment."
"Come here. Lemme finish you."
I climbed on the bed next to her. She pulled me to the edge of the bed and she slid between my legs.
She spit on her hand, lifted both legs in the air and put my dick in her mouth and slipped her middle finger up my ass while sucking on my dick.
JESUS
"You like that shit?" she said in between slurps.
She fingered my ass while sucking my dick. After that point, I had that kind of WHAT IN THE ENTIRE FUCK feeling. It wasn't long before I...
"Oh fuck! Shit."
I came.
The first part of Load was in her mouth, but halfway through my convulsions, she pulled my dick out her mouth and let my nut pour all over her face.
She didn't swallow, and she talked with her mouth full, "AND your nut taste good, too? Shit, if I wasn't lesbian..."
She got on the bed next to me on her hands and knees and kissed me with a mouthful cum.
I don't know if kissing was a part of our agreement, but at that point I didn't care.
I tasted my cream from off her face, in her mouth, and lips and I was turned on by it.
"You like the way you taste, don't you?"
"It ain't too bad. Shit, it's mine."
She laughed, and so did I.
"One more thing. Don't trip when I ask you this," she said.
"What's up?"
"Can I fuck you?"
"But I thought..."
"Nah, not that way. I wanna fuck that fat ass, she said. You liked that finger up your ass, right? So let me put on my strap on"
"I don't know about that."
"What. It's not gay. Nothing between a man and a woman is gay. You can't be. You say these titties?" she said lifting her big titties toward my face. "Tell you what, just let me try it. If you don't like it I'll stop."
Honestly, I can't tell the woman no during sex. I love getting dominated by a woman during sex.
She put on her strap-on, turned me on to my knees doggy style, lubed up my ass and slowly slid the 8" strap-on up my ass.
It felt good. Real good.
She took long, deep, smooth strokes as she fucked me. This wasn't a woman who was an amateur at this. This woman work that strap-on as if it was attached to her, like she had it on her whole life.
I moaned in pleasure, screamed and cried out for God and anyone else to help me, but to no avail. No one came to help me, and she didn't stop fucking me, slapping my ass and the whole nine.
I began to slide away from her come on down on my stomach.
"Where the fuck do you think you're going? Bring that ass back here," she said with a vicious,stinging slap on my ass.
I obeyed. I got back on my knees in the doggy style position and she grabbed the back of my Short afro.
I didn't have a lot of hair so she lost her grip. Instead, she grabbed both of my arms and pull them behind my back like the reins of a horse and begin to ride me. I bucked like a Mustang but she wasn't falling off.
She maintained her strokes, little rougher, but not too rough, as if she knew she was messing with virgin ass.
At just about the time when I couldn't take anymore she pulled out. I was in heaven.
She slapped the side of my leg to let me know she wasn't done and flipped me over onto my back. She put my dick in her mouth and began to suck again. She slid one and then a second finger in my ass. "OH MY FUCKING GOD," I shouted.
Before long I was hard again, and when I was, she lifted at my feet in the air and fucked me from the missionary position.
Her pendulous breasts danced in my face like balloons at a birthday party on a windy day. She stared into my eyes As she gently stroked me, fucking my ass like she owned it.
She grabbed hold of my dick and began to stroke it as she fucked me. I felt myself growing harder, and harder and harder. I moan in pleasure, called God a couple thousand times.
"I'm about to cum," I screamed.
She slowed her stroke and I came all over my stomach and chest.
She pulled her strap-on out of my ass, Leanedforward, and slurped up the cum off of my chest. Then, crawled up to my face, stare into my eyes six inches above me and dribbled my nut from her mouth into mine.
Immediately she swooped down and kissed me before I could swallow and sucked my nut from my own mouth and greedily swallowed
She rolled over and put her breasts in my face
"You like that shit?"
I couldn't speak. I had no words. I had experienced one of the most amazing feelings I've ever had.
"Yeah, you liked that shit."
It dawned on me, like a lightning bolt it hit me and I gave her an embarrassed look. She knew immediately what that look meant.
"What? You think you're gay now?"
"Well..." I stammered.
"Do you say these titties? Do you see this 100% born Black pussy? What did I tell you before? ain't nothing a man and a woman can do that's gay. It's not possible. Now, if you let a man fuck you in the ass like I just did, then you might be gay," she said with a laugh.
I didn't laugh.
"Look, men have a pleasure button in their ass, much like the G-Spot of a woman. It's natural for y'all to enjoy should like this. I'm just glad that you are open-minded enough to do it. So many of y'all.... Y'all think everything is gay and y'all rob yourself I love so much pleasure."
I smiled at her understanding the situation without me having to explain.
"I had fun though. And I know you did too," she said as I nodded my head. "I didn't think I'd ever be with a man sexually again."
The next time, I'm going to fuck the shit out of you again, and I'm going to make you ride this dick next time. But now, I got to go."
She got dressed in front of me, putting on her sports bra last so I could enjoy looking at those beautiful breasts. She caught me looking, smiled, squeezed them together and sucked her nipple.
I walked her to the door and she hugged me.
"I'll hit you up."
But she did, only once. And that was a tell me that we wouldn't be able to see each other anymore.
Her girlfriend found her secret Yahoo personals account. She read the messages and gave her the ultimatum of her, or me.
I lost.
She had just met me, I wasn't worth risking everything over. I had an amazing time, we both did.
I wonder if the experience left as much of a impression on her as it did me. I wonder if all these years later, almost 20 years, if she thinks about that experience.
I've only had five of the women in the 18 years since, be willing to do something like that with me. I've approached several more, but they treated me with disgust as if something was wrong with me for wanting to do something like that.
I'm a freaky, open-minded Black man. I love being who I am. Occasionally, I like to be dominated by a woman. What's so wrong with that?
Reblog for those freaks who missed it
Reblog for the freaks who missed it again
Man .....im looking for my stud queen now . Where in the world are you I'll come to you !
Ladies I have another question for you....
What’s one thing you wish guy did while he was going down ?
Actually suck on the clitoris instead of flicking it with his tongue like how a cat drinks water.
I have so much to learn thelifeofbunches
Go slow. Not everything has to be fast paced and crazy all the time
Hold my thighs. Like grip them, just firm enough…
Yasss that clit flicking shit is not the wave.
What about sucking on the clit ? thetennesseehoneyy
Fingering at the same time is always nice, but not in and out, find that gspot and massage it why you lick and suck the clit. I will die.
Touch/grab my thighs, my ass, slowly touch down my spine, everywhere, somewhere. Tease me good before you go down & while you’re down there.
Deadass with the thigh thing Kiss those inner thighs too Pretend you’re passionately kissing the kitty Not a cat drinking water Also don’t even do it if you a)don’t like doing it b)you’re going to do it for 2 seconds
I couldn’t hit reblog fast enough.
Don’t be to shy to open it up and really get the clit. Like if dudes really spread the lips and focused on the clit I would lose my mind
slow down on the flickering thing, that rapid shit isnt pleasurable, slowly running your tongue back n forth tho? Yes.
thigh kissing is nice, ass grabbing, thigh gripping, a little passionate teasing takes you far and honestly gets her wetter by the minute
slow down, take your time at first, dont just dive in, enjoy your meal
that rapid flicking thing doesnt do much for me (i cant speak for every girl) but slow runs across the clit are lovely, just focus on the clit, let your fingers do some work if you get tired or something
I dont know about every girl but that mimic-my-dick-with-my-tongue technique doesnt do shit
Notice how they’ve all basically said the same thing? I hope you men pay attention. Every woman is different but here are the basics to pleasing us.
1. Stop the fucking flicking shit.
2. Focus on the CLIT. Suck it, circle it. Engulf it. If she moans, keep doing that.
3. But pls, do visit thighland. Inner thigh licking and kissing will set us on fire.
4. What is this fingering shit? Massage the gspot or get out. We feel nothing with that little stabbing motion. Also, stop sticking your 2 inches of tongue in there. Come back up to the clit.
5. LONG stokes with the tongue.
6. Stop humming. Most of us use vibrators so that little humming trick you learned from GQ will pale in comparison.
7. Speaking of vibes, the reason you’re in our bed is because you can do 1 thing our wands and rabbits can’t do. And that’s grab us. Grab us, squeeze us, we want to feel your hands on our body.
8. If you can reach, grab a titty.
9. Some women are self conscious about how they look/taste/smell down there. Or worry about taking too long to orgasm, so let her know you’re enjoying it. Moan, groan, sound like you’re eating a plate of ribs
10. Do it til we cum or GTFO!
Oh damn 😳😳💕💕
Why aren’t things compiled and published like this more often??
And more importantly, why aren’t we being told this stuff while down there? Esp those of us who love doing it and doing it right….. feedback, ladies, when we’re there. Please?
I don’t often post shit like this but all of this is important. Guys, you want the goods? Learn to earn it. And please enjoy yourself. If you do it right you’ll enjoy the sheer fact that SHE’S enjoying it.
This is a definite must read for anyone
love when she rubs my head while I eat it