Thoughts I Have

And also thoughts by other people, which I have chosen to adopt as my own. if ur blog is untitled im blocking you ive had enough bots. In acquiesence to the NSFW blogs I follow I will tell you that I am in my twenties but I was raised to tell people on the internet exactly nothing about yourself so that's all your gonna get.

[desert-palm]

[captain-acab]

Catch me being a modern-day cyberpirate screaming up alongside you on the 405 in my mad max car with half a bitcoin farm's worth of RAM in the backseat as I hack your Bitchless Towyota™ device and steal the boat you're towing right off the back bumper of the tesla your dad bought you

As i roar into the sunset you have to swerve* to avoid the small flotilla of hacked Towyota devices trailing behind me

(*in fact you do not swerve because you're on hands-free driving to go along with your hitch-free towing so you can only watch helplessly as your tesla mistakes your stolen booty for a small child and accelerates crashing into it and killing you instantly)

[lord-tachanka-official]

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@gudakko

[detectivehole]

[trying to flirt with ms frizzle] hey val. can i call you val? i've always liked how most of the working professionals you know appear to be homosexuals. how about you take a chance on me, and we can make some mistakes and messes at my place? [sniles] [she turns me down with a pun] [i walk dejected out into the parking lot] [The Bus runs me over]

[detectivehole]

trying to undress ms frizzle but when you pull off her dress there's a second, "lingerie-patterned" dress underneath

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]

[brownscaleddragoness]

dragon hrt but you have someone put it in a dart and hunt you in the woods to shoot you with and and they have to higher calibres and be smarter the longer it goes on because your scales are getting thicker and the predatory instincts are kicking in. If you catch them first they get a good demonstration on how flexible your tongue is now.

[kirby-the-gorb]

[wetterwolves]

help i overleveled my pokemon team without enough badges and now none of them will respect me and now i have a bunch of fully evolved monsters pushing me around and disregarding my orders and calling me a weakling and asking who the real trainer is and well ok maybe this isn't so bad actually

[wetterwolves]

lycanroc got me to bark

[squisheebugdoodles]

A little kissie sketch from last night after work because my partner was feeling slime vibes 💖💖💖

squish belong to me and the slime!kittygirl belongs to @gyapona💖💖💖

[caffeinatedpoodle]

What if i did some horny on main posting nobody could stop me

[tastylemonbread]

my robotgirlfriend very concerned that i can just imagine stuff. "but its not real?? but its in your mind???" like yes. i can imagine anything im so powerful mwahahaha

[tastylemonbread]

she asked me to imagine having sex with her and she just stares at me very intensely while i do it. to be clear we also have real physical sex. not sure what she's getting out of this

[tastylemonbread]

she told me to bully the version of her thats in my mind. i think i know what shes getting out of this now

[tastylemonbread]

she figured out how to run a simulation of me drowning 24/7 wihtout being able to die. it feels more fucked up than what im doing but i find it hard to articulate why

[agarthanguide]

Link to the article

We regret to inform you that the sunshine and friendship app is actually a children killing app.

[caffeinatedpoodle]

If i saw an elf i would not care. That's not my problem.

[junglejim4322]

Some of the edgiest queers in the world who constantly talk about romanticizing cannibalism and gore is punk or whatever will turn into the literal pope when confronted with anything realistic having to do with sex like im sorry but people fuck in the park at night sometimes always have and always will and you’re going to have to go about your life without advocating for them to be skinned alive in Alcatraz

[empirical-dysfunction]

These "you have to imagine" posts are so fucking scary because why do I have to??? What is happening that requires me to imagine the princess dripping girlgrool from her wombenis while wearing some sort of combination royalty/age-play fit?

And so many posts recently demand it so I know something is happening and the only way I can progress is to trust my community, but I'm so worried that I'm not imagining the princess properly or that maybe there's something else I have to do that I'm not doing right. I just don't know what to do anymore...

[ensouledsteel]

I really wish the Monster Hunter team had put like 3% more thought into their biggest story ever. Or at least had literally any kinkster proofread it. Like...

There is this mysterious substance all over the land, and it's somehow connected to everything that makes the world function. This substance is later revealed to be milk.

There are monsters that have been specifically engineered to be unable to drink anything but milk, and the milk has hypnotic powers on those monsters, to some degree. The monsters are covered with milk and sustained by nothing but milk, and are made big and strong and scary thanks to the milk.

There was one monster that was sick of the milk and decided to hork down some meat instead, which is shown on screen as him gobbling down giant cocks (chickens). This monster goes insane from not having milk, and ends up having to be put down.

As previously mentioned, an ancient civilization pumped the milk through the entire world. The milk controls the seasons, and the very balance of nature itself. The milk made these people godlike, and their entire civilization was centered around their milky powers.

The final boss went to the source of the milk and started to take from it directly. This made it ascend into an angelic form, covered in milk and made extremely powerful. As you continue to beat the ever living milk out of it, it's slowly becomes more corrupted.

Please tell me this does not read like smut?

[elbiotipo]

*comes out of Wikipedia, hair disheveled and body red, wearing a towel, smoking a cigarette, with clear kiss and bite marks* So, I've been reading about nuclear propulsion in spaceships,

[thefernhands]

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.