A guy in a bowtie

I'm twenty-seven,I live in Southern California, I work, I have friends, I watch tv, I drink lots of coffee, I love tattoos and piercings, I love getting dressed up, saying I look dapper is the best compliment you could give me. Insta: doublej91 Snap: doublej28

[gaelgarcia]

The Parent Trap (1998, Nancy Meyers)

[kartu-team]

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[feastofsnakes]

Imagine being invader zim. You're a full grown adult and these dumbass twinks throw you to earth and you have to masquerade as a 12 year old to invade it. You have green skin and huge ass eyes but the only one who even suspects you is a 12 year old who probably blasts touch tone telephone 24/7 unironically. Your only friend is a robot and he dresses up as your dog who's also green but nobody cares. You live alone. You have depression

[fyeahmovies]

Bring It On (2000) dir. Peyton Reed

[connerys]

One Hundred and One Dalmatians (1961)

[oldfarmhousefallfeatures]

https://www.instagram.com/mg92672

[unclefather]

[goldblum]

[jafaaar]

A man holding his baby up to paintings and talking to him at an art gallery

[captainsamerica]

[anxietyproblem]

Did this work for you?

[mapsontheweb]

Monopoly Atlantic City

[liberalsarecool]

Republicans are, no doubt, happy about this. They never feel the need to condemn the hate. They are not embarrassed one bit.

#NoShame

[buffysummers]

I saw my whole life as if I’d already lived it. An endless parade of parties and cotillions, yachts and polo matches. Always the same narrow people, the same mindless chatter. I felt like I was standing at a great precipice, with no one to pull me back… No one who cared, or even noticed. Titanic (1997) dir. James Cameron

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

[wehaveourdragons-deactivated201]

[thebetterrachel]

I can never not remember this whenever someone says “abort the mission”

[babelady]

how to become a mother

1) go outside 2) find pigeon 3) grab 4) congratulation

[theybby-deactivated20231001]

Okay now what

[chris-t-human]

take good care of your son

[lord-kitschener]

Congratulation