Professional Poltergeist

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[cursedmerlinedits]

blessed edit 🌼

[asylumdisorder]

[wumiings]

You know, it sure is interesting how Arthur never throws anything harder than a pillow or a generic insult at Merlin when Gwen is in the room. As far as I can remember, she’s never seen her best friend being actually struck or threatened by her romantic interest — almost as if Arthur/the writers are aware that abuse isn’t cute and Gwen would be measurably less interested in a man who treated her best friend like that 🤔

[dykesynthezoid]

I do love that Gwaine ends up feeling somewhat out of time and out of place in the narrative he’s in purely bc of what he represents and who he is ideologically. Like the whole lovable rogue/handsome rake thing is really a much more early modern archetype, not medieval.

He provides juxtaposition for characters like Arthur and Lancelot bc of his lack of adherence to medieval masculine social norms; and because of his disillusionment. It’s easy to see him as “faithless” in comparison to their dedication to chivalry, but sometimes I think “faithless” isn’t really fair and it’s more that he refuses to put faith in institutions and in ideology and puts faith in individuals instead. Institutions and ideology he cannot trust or rely on, but people he can. And I don’t think this would be a problem for him if it weren’t for the fact that that mindset is so antithetical to the common medieval worldview.

In the end he ends up representing something almost countercultural. He’s a reaction to medieval ideology; and a vision of the future; more than anything else. But at the same time; he can’t exist without the context of what came before him. And I don’t think anyone working on the show intended like, even half of that, but that’s how it ended up and I’m glad for it

[one-sadistic-bitch]

"Which Outlast antagonist is your favorite?"

[lady-raziel]

*sees someone eating food* ha nice watcher food files reference

[lichslayer5000]

[howl224tgeundying]

Live by the the sword

Laugh at you enemies

Love the glory of victory

[onceandfuturelesbian]

merlin: there is only one thing worse than dying

merlin: *rips paper off to reveal ‘arthur dying’*

gwaine: arthur

merlin: yes

[alexzpaintings]

lil doodle from january i forgot to post here :)

[cursedmerlinedits]

Arthur in a shirt that says:

I pulled the sword out the stone and all i got was a tragic ending

Or something funnier idk

i have a couple:

…but tbh @bbcdumbsterfire had the best one

[wearewatcher]

[clotpoleofcamelot]

Gwaine: *gets down on one knee*

Merlin, also getting down on his knees: what are we looking for?

Gwaine: uh... *Pulls the ring out of his pocket* I'm looking for us to spend the rest of our life together.

The knights: *lose their shit*

LOSING MY SHIT

that was beautiful thank you bee and so in character too i can literally hear it ( ◠‿◠ )

[clotpoleofcamelot]

via @sneakyboymerlin (LOVE YOU)

“more by the second” IM SCREAMING THATS SO ADORABLE 🥺🥺

[rcntlydcccased]

I designed some mock tarot cards based around my favourite horror characters for halloween! Just for fun; not intended for use :)

[beautywithin16]

Rose is my Rose.

[riconas]

ao3 writers staring at their inboxes 0.2 seconds after posting a new fic

[tlirsgender]

The thing that gets me about Looking For Jobs is that every hiring site has like miles of just saying words at you that you have to scroll through. Talking about teamwork career building opportunities goals. Talking about "our mission" & it's a grocery store

[tlirsgender]

I'm too autistic for this amount of extraneous social song & dance bullshit I just want to know if you'll pay me or not

[tlirsgender]

You're a grocery store. We both know you're a grocery store. Your mission is to sell groceries. You could give a fuck about peace and love on planet earth. I could give a fuck about you. I'm here because we live in hell. You know this. I know this. You know I know this. I don't know what you're paying though. Because this page is longer than it has any goddamn reason to be and you put that information right at the bottom. With an asterisk next to it

[crimincisminds]

me: bbc merlin has such horrible cgi n special effects ugh

merlin: *slaps ground&causes earthquake*

me: