"I want.... to post here. When I want, for as long

What's up?! By some odd misfortune you seemed to have found my blog! My name is Amanda but most people ditch the first A. I turn 18 in June <3 I love so many things! But if you follow me you need to tolerate my Taco bell diarrhea load of The Walking Dead posts. Because I LOVE that show. I apologize for my controlled insanity in advance. I aspire to be a Princess but more specifically I love writing, anime, cosplaying, Homestuck, animals,drawing, making people laugh, being a dork with my buddies, and coffee. I mean it. You buy me coffee I will love you forever but also feel so guilty for your money used on me. I'm a quirky shy socially awkward girl in a world so fast paced and hectic of course 'll fall on my ass from time to time. But I'm hoping I can be friends with you all and my blog will at least make you smile or let you know you're not alone! I'm not great with advice asks though from lack of experience so I'll probably say really random things to try and make you feel better or just grin because this crazy blonde girl is a fuckin weirdo.So chances are I'm going to show you a picture of a waffle humping a pancake or something. Ask me anything you like!

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(via honeyIshotthekid)

[callmefreakfujiko]

LOOK AT THE PUPPY THOUGH!

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[theendofaspark]

this is never going to not be funny 

[epitomeofnerd-blog]

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

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Bless you, Chris Pratt

[drowningz]

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

[edwardspoonhands]

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

[cybersupport]

[caffeinatedzombieprincess]

THE SIGNS IN ONE WORD

Aries: memer

Taurus: perfect

Gemini: kind

Cancer: sweet

Leo: queen

Virgo: who the fuck edited this post and made virgo the annoying one when everyone else is so precious and pretty? fuck you

Libra: pretty gay

Scorpio: okay but the OP literally just says "Evil" for all twelve signs

Sagittarius: beautiful

Capricorn: chill the fuck out dude its just signs post

Aquarius: the dark man took my son

Pisces: fish fucker

[snowwhties]

[faeries-everywhere]

when is it going to be the other way round

[maggins]

does this count?

[falcor-the-luckdragon]

Oh, I think that one counts. 

[basicastrology]

the signs & crushes

*realizes feelings* *internal screaming*: aries, libra, cancer

“it was like a movie… I knew from the moment we met there was a connection,”: pisces, leo, capricorn

nods quickly and accepts fate, goes back to whatever they were doing: virgo, sagittarius, aquarius

nope. no. won’t ever admit their feelings until like, 3 years into a relationship: scorpio, taurus, gemini

((this has been done before, i know, but cut me some slack))

[memeguy-com]

[geekandmisandry]

Wow, I had no idea Satan was so knowledgeable and generous with his time.

#TeamSatan

[bear-eggs]

Can satan come teach a class at my school

[prokopetz]

Amusingly, among the Western European demon-conjuring cults of the 16th Century, many demons were greatly valued for their skill as teachers, often to the point that grimoires would place greater emphasis on the subjects each demon was qualified to teach than on their supernatural powers.

For example, this guy?

Teaches moral philosophy.

And this creepy dude?

He’s your astronomy professor.

Seriously, look this stuff up some time - it’s wild.

[cheesedeity]

I now want a comic or cartoon series about demon teachers and their human students. Not sure if it should be college or high school.

[prokopetz]

“Aw, man - I got Professor Lionwheel. I hear if you fail his exams, he eats your legs.”

“Yeah, but he’s supposed to be really good about keeping regular office hours.”

“Huh. Sort of a trade-off, really.”

[grumpy-rpg-reviews]

What do you have to do to get a scholarship?

[mermensch]

I can’t believe you called Buer, Great President of Hell, Professor Lionwheel lmfao.

[fire-ghoul]

this whole post

[sridevi]

The original pitch for the Powerpuff Girls was a student film called Whoopass Stew.  Craig McCracken originally intended to show what the perfect little girl was before Professor Utonium added a can of Whoopass to the concoction.  The perfect little girl (sitting on the rainbow) was supposed to be the perfect mixture of sugar, spice, and everything nice.  When the accidental extra ingredient was added, the three original ingredients split up to match the personalities of the three new girls.  Bubbles being sugar, Buttercup being spice, and Blossom being everything nice.

[spadesslick]

Chemical X is whoopass.

This is the greatest day of my life.

[pleatedjeans]

[samsoonite]

"Faggot"

[ronaldalan]

THIS

[abc-lgbt]

Reblog every time

[ra-moon]

HOLY SHIT

[so-dayi-trillerz]

I'm

1.. ARIES- the liar

(the Ram - 21 March 19 April) * Outgoing. * Lovable. * Spontaneous. * Not one to mess with. * Funny. * EXCELLENT kisser. * EXTREMELY adorable. * Loves relationships. * Addictive. * Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

2. TAURUS - The Tramp

(the Bull - 20 April 20 May) * Aggressive. * Loves being in long relationships. * Likes to give a good fight for what they want. * Extremely outgoing. * Loves to help people in times of need. * GOOD kisser. * GOOD personality. * Stubborn but a caring person. * One of a kind. * Not one to mess with. * Usually are the most attractive people. 15 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

3. GEMINI - Irresistible

(the Twins - 21 May 21 June) * Nice. * Love is one of a kind. * Great listener. * Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. * Trustworthy. * Always happy. * Loud. * Talkative. * Not one to mess with. * Freak. * Outgoing. * VERY Forgiving. * Loves to make friends. * Has a beautiful smile. * Generous. * Strong. * The Irresistible one. 9 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

4.  CANCER - The Cutie

(the Crab - 22 June 22 July) * Most AMAZING kisser..Very high appeal. * Love is one of a kind. * Very romantic. * Most caring person you will ever meet! * Very creative. * Extremely random and proud of it. * Freak. * Spontaneous. * Great at telling stories. * Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to it. * Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

5. LEO - The Lion

(the Lion - 23 July - 22 August) * Great talker. * Attractive and passionate. * Laid back. * Knows how to have fun. * Is really good at almost anything. * GREAT kisser. * Unpredictable. * Outgoing. * Down to earth. * Addictive. * Attractive. * Loud. * Loves being in long relationships. * Talkative. * Not one to mess with. * Freak. * Rare to find. * Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

6. VIRGO - The One that Waits

(the Virgin - 23 August 22 September) * Dominant in relationships. * Someone loves them right now. * Always wants the last word. * Caring. * Smart. * Loud. * Loyal. * Easy to talk to. * Everything you ever wanted. * Easy to please. * The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

7. LIBRA - The AWESOME One

(the Balance - 23 September 23 October) * Nice to everyone they meet. * Their Love is one of a kind. * Independent, yet likes company * Great kisser. * Always smiling, loves to laugh. * Silly, fun and sweet. * Have own unique sex appeal. * Most caring person you will ever meet! * However not the kind of person you want to mess with…you might end   up crying. 9 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

8. SCORPIO - The Addict

(the Scorpion - 24 October 21 November) * EXTREMELY adorable. *Good Lover * Intelligent. * Loves to joke. * Very good sense of humor. * Energetic. * GOOD kisser. * Always get what they want. * Attractive. * Easy going. * Loves being in long relationships. * Talkative. * Romantic. * Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

9. SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One

(the Archer - 22 November 21 December) * Spontaneous. * High appeal. * Rare to find. * Great when found. * Loves being in long relationships. * So much love to give. * Not one to mess with. * Very attractive. * Very romantic. * Nice to everyone they meet. * Their Love is one of a kind. * Silly, fun and sweet. * Have their own unique appeal. * Most caring person you will ever meet! * Not the kind of person you wanna fuck with because you might end up   crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

10. CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover

(the Goat - 22 December 19 January) * Love to bust. * Nice. * Sassy. * Intelligent. * Sexy. * Irresistible. * Loves being in long relationships. * Great talker. * Always gets what he or she wants. * Cool. * Loves to own Gemini’s in sports. * Extremely fun. * Loves to joke. * Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

11. AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water

(the Water Bearer - 20 January 18 February) * Trustworthy. * Attractive. * GREAT kisser. * One of a kind. * Loves being in long-term relationships. * Extremely energetic. * Unpredictable. * Will exceed your expectations. * Not a Fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to it. 2 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

12. PISCES - The Partner for Life

(the Fishes - 19 February 20 March) * Caring and kind. * Smart. * Center of attention. * High appeal. * Has the last word. * Good to find, hard to keep. * Fun to be around. * Extremely weird but in a good way. * Good Sense of Humor!!! * Thoughtful. * Always gets what he or she wants. * Loves to joke. * Very popular. * Silly, fun and sweet. * Loves being in long relationships. 2 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

NubianBrothaz

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he cant hear you he is dead

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Akagami no Shirayukihime 2nd Season PV

[pietriarchy]

me during a zombie apocalypse: are the dogs okay?

[barbdunkelman]

Actual scenes and dialogue of Michael Jones voicing as Sting Eucliffe in Fairy Tail!

[stardustgalaxy]

WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE FOR STING?!?!?!

[prinsemla]

kassartdra

[lucyheartfiiias]

YES IT’S BACK

[mslead]

kytrin

[caffeinatedzombieprincess]

Teacher: you failed your final.

Me: haha *smirks*

*coughs up blood*

That's funny. But you know what? *looks to the ceiling*

I have friendship. I have people who support me. With them I can do anything.

Teacher: your final was 20% of ur grade. You got a C in this class.

Me: *shakes head* it's funny. How alone you are. I feel sorry for you.....bc I have the best friends in the world.....

[idgah]

foods that will poison cats:

alcohol 

chocolate

caffeine

dairy products (adults turn lactose intolerant)

fat trimmings, raw meat, eggs, fish

grapes and raisins

onions and garlic

tuna (when not made for cats)

xylitol (artificial sweetener)

if you have a cat please reblog this

[flightless-moth]

Even if you don’t have a cat please reblog this for all your followers who may have their own precious little baby.

[hiyouhumans-deactivated20180717]

I HAD NO IDEA ABOUT TUNA OMFG