I'm here. I'm queer. I want to commit arson

They/ Them AroAce • Call me Swan • this blog has no theme as it is my beloved trash heap

[amthsts-remade-deactivated20191]

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[shittttyproblems]

are u going to make it weird or do i have to??

[caffeine-or-death]

Low-key high rn

[caffeine-or-death]

It's commonly accepted that the gods have abandoned us. But this is wrong. They have not abandoned us. They still watch us. Laughing in sadistic amusement at our attempts to enjoy life. They cast their eyes upon our happiness, however brief, and chuckle as they curse us. They drink their wine and throw down trials and tribulations not to test us, no. To break us. To destroy our will.

[caffeine-or-death]

I dropped my chocolate croissant

[caffeine-or-death]

It's commonly accepted that the gods have abandoned us. But this is wrong. They have not abandoned us. They still watch us. Laughing in sadistic amusement at our attempts to enjoy life. They cast their eyes upon our happiness, however brief, and chuckle as they curse us. They drink their wine and throw down trials and tribulations not to test us, no. To break us. To destroy our will.

[caffeine-or-death]

Gonna kill someone soon. Messaging customer support and after finally getting past the AI bullshit I got to a real person who asked me to describe the problem in detail which I did then they responded with "I see" and didn't reply further for 15 minutes

[caffeine-or-death]

Them: can you try from a different browser

Me: I've just tried it on Firefox, duckduckgo, and google chrome. Ive also tried it on three different devices

Them: have you tried from a different browser

[caffeine-or-death]

Sent the exact same message saying I tried it on Firefox... And got the reply "thanks for letting me know" followed by 10 minutes of radio silence

[caffeine-or-death]

Gonna kill someone soon. Messaging customer support and after finally getting past the AI bullshit I got to a real person who asked me to describe the problem in detail which I did then they responded with "I see" and didn't reply further for 15 minutes

[caffeine-or-death]

Them: can you try from a different browser

Me: I've just tried it on Firefox, duckduckgo, and google chrome. Ive also tried it on three different devices

Them: have you tried from a different browser

[caffeine-or-death]

Gonna kill someone soon. Messaging customer support and after finally getting past the AI bullshit I got to a real person who asked me to describe the problem in detail which I did then they responded with "I see" and didn't reply further for 15 minutes

[uptownthots]

what is a normal amount of photos to have on your phone. probably 28,000 right

[uptownthots]

DONT SAY THAAAAAAAAT

[sanrio-stud]

how many pics & videos do you have on your phone?

0-500

501-1,000

1,001-5,000

5,001-10,000

10,001-15,000

15,001-20,000

20,001-25,000

25,001-30,000

30,001-40,000

40,001-50,000

50,001-60,000

> 60,000

Voting ended onJul 30

[door]

this is great. slowly we will build a house

[sketchywiring]

Thats crazy dude mind if i join you

[vulpinesaint]

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

[e4pawn]

Dvorkovich stepping down and Vishy becoming interim fide president

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[robotblues]

the brothers Area

[friend-crow]

[birds-in-posts]

Kelp gull (Larus dominicanus)

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[pigeons-paintbrush]

hang on

ok im done

[caffeine-or-death]

None pizza left beef energy

[caffeine-or-death]

Let me preface this with saying that I love being in leadership roles. I love being the one doing most of the speaking and running things and leading discussions. I thrive on it. But. I low-key understand why the joke of CEOs being subs in their offtime comes from. Because after being in charge of stuff and speaking non stop all day it really is a feeling of I don't want to make another decision ever again. Someone hug my touched starved, validation seeking ass and tell me I did a good job.

[vixvigil]

at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money

[translating-into-chinese-for-fun]

至少吴刚只有了一个永无止境的任务。我有大概50个，而且每一个都需要花钱。

[translatingpostsintoafrikaans]

ten minste het sisufos slegs een nimmereindigende taak gehad. ek het soos 50 en hulle kos almal geld

[fairycosmos]

why will nobody let me jump them to get my rage out. Like just take one for the team. im not even going to hurt you bad its literally not a big deal

[fairycosmos]

i SAID that why will nobody let me jump them to get my rage out.