E4 Pawn

dreaming of promoting...

[e4pawn]

FINAL RESULTS:

WE HAVE OUR CHAMPIONS!!!

KING'S PAWN WINS FOR THE OPENINGS

SICILIAN WINS THE DEFENSES

Thanks to everyone who participated

[achesspiece]

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

[fictionspacecowboy]

Yes Mistress

[caffeine-or-death]

Award for the most awkward handshake goes to Hikaru and Hans

[e4pawn]

I haven't been able to follow greke or candidates because I'm currently moving houses but wtf is going on with sindarov???

[e4pawn]

My mom is learning chess theory which means that every now and then I get messages like this as she uses me as a notepad

[anasabdin]

Graceful Defeat

[e4pawn]

[the--unablogger]

it's time to play Sex Chess

[e4pawn]

What's your rating on chess.com?

You really expect me to bare my soul like that? You might as well be asking for nudes.

[importantpics]

[chiimeramanticore]

[boltlightning]

I DONT CARE HOW MANY BEDS THERE WERE. WHAT IS YOUR BOOK ABOUT

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

(tearfully) w- working at the mattress store

[boltlightning]

i'm so fucking sorry. can you ever forgive me

[e4pawn]

Listening to the FIDE Freestyle tournament while studying historical foundations of African law is an odd mix of information that is somehow working

[e4pawn]

The beastie provided meme material.

[rosieandthemoon]

functional chess set hat by avgrannan

[e4pawn]

I have never felt so ad targeted as I did 3 minutes ago by an ad trying to get me to go to their restaurant by drawing attention to their outdoor chess board

[e4pawn]

Not wanting to scare the horses, throw the cat amongst the pigeons or sound overly melodramatic but have you ever thought of opening with d4?

D,,,d,,,D4??? You might as well ask me if I've ever thought of killing myself.