Y i k e s

Milie / she-her / Gay Hell is a place on Earth

[hirxeth]

“What would you do if I died today?”

“I’d die tomorrow.”

J'ai tué ma mère (2009) dir. Xavier Dolan

[aconissa]

so summer is over here in the good old northern hemisphere, and I thought it was time to have another giveaway! my blog is also turning 2 years old in october, so consider this a joint celebration. I’m so grateful for all of my wonderful followers and friends, thank you for sticking by me all this time ♥

rules:

must be following me

maybe follow my non-fandom blog & instagram?

reblog this post, likes won’t count (multiple reblogs are fine)

must have your askbox open and be able to give me your address

no giveaway blogs (I will check)

I’ll ship worldwide

winner will be picked via random number generator, and must reply within 24 hours

ends on september 28th (the day uni starts again for me)

prizes:

van gogh’s starry night messenger bag

2 notebooks, each 140 pages and lined

macbeth by shakespeare

twenty thousand leagues under the sea by jules verne

small london-themed alarm clock

pop-up flags for studying

if you have any questions, just send me an ask. good luck!

[drfurterr-deactivated20161001]

some highlights from the time i workshopped a gay story in my fiction writing class and immediately found out which of my classmates are painfully straight

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i hope harry knows that my soul has ascended

[louis-william]

Love Magazine Miu Miu London Fashion Week Party 21.9

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Me: *takes a deep breath*

Me: i lo-

Anyone who has ever spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love AJ Crowley, we know, you love AJ Crowley so much, he's your precious baby, you love him so much, you just love AJ Crowley, we KNOW, you love AJ Crowley you fucking love AJ Crowley, ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE AJ CROWLEY WE GET IT.

[limitlessplaylist]

Visit Original Link

Babe, there’s something wretched about this Something so precious about this…

[bearzerky]

this bear is perfect in every way like scientifically there is nothing wrong with him

[rootedinhope]

what is the scientific definition of a perfect bear?

[heychessikuh]

this is the scientific definition of a perfect bear

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hey, don’t mean to hurt anybody’s feelins but this bear has a super small face

[raxcaeli-deactivated20191117]

he has exactly as much face as he needs

[i-say-spooky-you-say-scary]

real talk why do so many fantasy universes think giant spiders are necessary

[downtroddendeity]

The sad part is there’s a decent chance a large proportion of them can be blamed on one spider.

The tarantula that bit JRR Tolkien as a child.

He swore he didn’t have a spider phobia and the experience had nothing to do with the man-eating giant spiders in The Hobbit, the even more giant and even more man-eating spider in Lord of the Rings, or the unholy eldritch spider from outside creation that plunged the world into darkness and made literal Satan scream like a little kid in the Silmarillion. Very few people believe him.

Given LotR’s influence in the fantasy genre, there is a high probability that tarantula is the progenitor of even more fictional spiders than Ungoliant was.

[i-say-spooky-you-say-scary]

wow fuck that one tarantula

[borderline-sunflower-deactivate]

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

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I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

[locke-fuckscottlynch78-lamora]

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

[wizzard890]

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

[erincrocodile-deactivated202006]

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

[mcdonalds-money]

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

[chicanaspice-deactivated2018011]

one time a drunk girl started crying because she said she loved my eyebrows so much

[37q-archive]

did anyone ever actually read animorphs or did we all just glance at the covers and assume it needed no explanation on the way to the goosebumps section in our elementary school library

[postillfastill]

animorphs is a scifi series about the grey morality of war and child soldiers experiencing trauma, depression, PTSD, being frequently and brutally dismembered, disemboweled, literally tortured to the brink of death, forced to murder their own family members with their bare hands, and on page 22 of the very first book they watch the alien prince who gave them their ~wacky animal morphing powers~ scream while be eaten alive in vivid and gory detail

[shotgunbattleax]

One dude permanently turned into a bird for a while, forgot how to make facial expressions when he was a human and ate roadkill. And that was one of the tamer things.

[thesylverlining]

You know the starfish cover everyone likes to mock especially? The girl beat someone to death with her own severed arm in that one :) 

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

What the fuck did I miss out on

[celebrityho]

when something you didn’t want to attend gets cancelled 

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i forgot how much terminator 2 fucks me up like not only was sarah connor my first real fictional female crush but i always get so wrecked by the terminator dying at the end. i mean objectively i hate arnold schwarzenegger but he is So Much in this movie????? robots learning to love hurts me more than i actually understand.

[punziella]

I don’t think I’ll ever finish this so Imma just post it now 

(they’re both wearing Zuhair Murad) 

[dasstark]

Have some Luna to brighten up your life C: 

[oberynmartell]