:)

[what-even-is-thiss]

I think a lot of people were raised being told that things are bad with no explanation as to why they’re bad and I don’t think I know enough about psychology to make any big statements about that

but anyways I think a lot of people see cheating on your partner as bad because they were just told that sex outside of your partner is bad or something but really cheating on your partner is bad because you had an agreement based on trust with them and you broke that trust so like why should they trust you with anything else now

[ottoillustrates]

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[willgrahamscock]

ai could never outdo my beautiful perverted mutuals

[robotbutler]

shut up i’m busy having a fake relationship with a fictional character right now

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[redstonedust]

living in a world where any person whos funny on the internet can become a microcelebrity is fascinating because on the one hand it means we've got all these streamers and youtubers and indie creators with no PR team or training who quite understandably dont handle that level of attention with grace sometimes, especially if they got launched to fame as a literal teenager. on the other hand i think some fans become TOO aware of that and start going "cmonnn theyre just a little guy you cant hold them to Standards" and im like. well thats still a human person who is making a substanial living as a public figure while being an asshole. theyve been an asshole for years. at some point it feels like this guy is getting paid to be an asshole.

[headcanonthings]

[mermaidrobby]

look at my doctor dawg im gonna die

[lol-dead-as-hell]

Simon tries on Grace’s glasses

[tiptapismellbullcrap]

During awards season, trinity organises a pitt awards for fun. The most prestigious award is the white boy of the year. Dennis is the only white boy who has one it (Jesse declined participation)

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[imjunebitch]

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[ceruleanheaven]

bad media will piss you off good media will heal your soul bad media that couldve been good will ruin your life forever

[caffeineandafewdreams]

my cousin is literally failing classes and no one cares that he is

but i get reprimanded for getting below an A or even when i get an A-

because yeah no of course obviously