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Currently powered by coffee, misery, and sheer stubbornness. Sleep deprived AO3 Author

[caffeineandc4]

Welcome to my blog !

AO3 Writer | Messy Artist | Comms [OPEN]

Writing overdramatic fanfiction since forever

blog tws (possible) : nsfw, suicide/selfharm (these will be tagged!), eating disorders, mental health mentions from time to time.

NAME : You can call me by my username.

INTERESTS : Eddsworld, Deltarune, TADC, Roblox, Yuri & Anime (General), Technology, Marble Hornets, Creepypasta, Homestuck, etc.

Pronouns : He/She

my work !

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[ao3]

[art]

[stuff I helped with]

[commission details]

More info !

helloo.. I don’t know what to put here, but maybe I will later?

I guess I’m a kinda slow writer. I got shit going on in my life.

stay safe, all.

[drarw]

tordedd

pbbbtt   a small gay drawing 4 u

[hikkisunny]

Everyone says he cant drive but he actually can. Hes just a sick freak who gets off on hurting the people and things around him. I know this because i got him drunk one time and he confessed hes actually amazing at driving but plays dumb so everyone just thinks hes bad at it. So people drive for him and he can laze around in the passenger seat. Smoke a little too and blow the smoke right in the drivers face. Also he makes edd pay for all the damages.

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Edd, Tom and Matt from Eddsworld

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Testing my artstyle

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TW// self harm and suicide themes

( nothing too explicit except a bit of blood )

alt

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whenennwwmwm

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Guess who sometimes draws shit now?

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Works everytime 👉😎👉

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Have you had DIRTY thoughts about this little freak? Need to see him PERVERTED and sweaty?

You’ve come to the right place…. Am I the first to write smut based off Tord’s Next Adventure yet?!

You can find my work HERE

(Fic can be considered sensitive, so do read the tags)

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[formerlyluckymanticore]

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

[chaos-ducks]

Absolutely never.

[smurrrky]

a secret santa gift i made for @gummybird just Tim below

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I have returned! Be ready for Christmas themed eddsworld nsfw, I won’t stop until every holiday is seen through my perverted lens <3

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I’m sorry I didn’t update sooner but this is effectively cancelled. I am not doing well. Self indulgent fic coming sometime in early 2026 though!

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cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress

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Hello hello! Go and check out the new fic, you freaks. Tord loves you!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/76059526

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Tord’s Commissions

💥 What I Write

• ✎ Fandoms: Eddsworld, Marble Hornets, original works, and other fandoms on request.

• 💣 Genres: Angst, emotional intensity, comfort, dark themes, romance, introspective pieces, smut.

• ☕ Tone range: From soft & delicate to sharp & chaotic — always character-driven.

• ⚙️ Length options:

• Drabble: under 500 words

• Short fic: 1k–2k

• Medium fic: 3k–5k

• Long fic: 6k+

“What we invented, I am now ending.”

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⚡ What I Don’t Write

• Underage (15-)

• Scat, piss etc

• I reserve the right to refuse any works.

⸻ 💬 Complex prompts (multi-character, worldbuilding-heavy, or OCs) may cost a bit more.

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☕ How to Request

DM me on Discord or Tumblr (Discord is Eddtords)

1. Your fandom + characters

2. A short prompt or scene idea

3. Tone or mood (soft, angsty, romantic, etc.)

4. Desired length

Once accepted, I’ll give you a quote and ETA.

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⚙️ Turnaround Time

⏱️ Usually 1–3 weeks per fic depending on length and queue.

☕ Rush orders available (small extra fee).

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💥 Extras

• I’ll always send you a preview before posting.

• You can choose public post on AO3 or private delivery.

• Credit & sharing always appreciated — don’t repost without permission, even just snippets.