Caffeine Derivative

Melbourne/  25 / F / "In the letter I will write "I have loved you wholeheartedly and without apology, and that is why I am leaving"-Azra.T"

[gobblechopstv]

Read it. 

[ithelpstodream]

[diamondandthemarinas-deactivate]

The furry is right 👏👏👏

[lesbianrey]

peak obi wan is when he still argues with anakin while anakin’s currently burning to death

[soloontherocks]

peak anakin is when he still argues with obi wan while currently being on fire

[cassandracalin]

Well then.

[hara-kiri]

mood

[catholic-church-official]

So what's the deal with Catholics and hearts, like Jesus's sacred heart or Mary's immaculate heart and stuff?

Human beings frequently identify the heart as the symbolic or spiritual locus of love and passion, and most Catholics are in fact human.

[megustamemes]

[lifehacksthatwork]

Just a family of bears chilling in a pool.

[misssquirrel]

Happy Wednesday, @beautifullybroken65

[thebluthisoutthere-deactivated2]

@corpsewraith

[tastefullyoffensive]

This company understand dogs. (via jpellizzi)

[gamgee]

i love this clickbait ad thats straight up calling out owen wilson for war crimes

[tastefullyoffensive]

My kind of party. (via _cooper)

[dutchster]

Wait! there’s more!

this is the best thing ever

[felixjapan-deactivated20180529]

[regalasfuck]

Margaret i dnt think they’re open on sundays

[dicklessturdpusher-blog]

[thequantumqueer]

this is the first piece of mcelroy content i ever saw, and literally everything since then has lived up to it

[thecw4kids]

ghost in the house: GET OUT. I WILL TAKE YOU-

real estate agent: chill, its me.

ghost: oh hey. have you sold it yet.

real estate agent: obviously NOT, idiot.

[bransonreese]

[notcaycepollard]

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

[serpentking456]

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

[bransonreese]

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

[severepaperhideout-deactivated2]

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

[bransonreese]

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

[intenxty]

Buddy the article said sharks are rough

[bransonreese]

No it says they’re smooth

[gif87a-com]

[megurashkarchived]

this is so funny

[catversushuman]

To moms and cat ladies :)