Sailboats Wish That They Were Stars

Hi, I'm Tiffany. A 22 year old feminist, usually spotted in coffee shops. University of Minnesota Twin Cities class of 2017. Majoring in journalism and Japanese.

[modern-day-minstrel]

I want Stephen King to purchase the rights to Twilight and write a book that is the events of Twilight from Charlie Swan’s point of view where a small-town police chief is reunited with his estranged daughter and then has to slowly watch helplessly as she displays signs of being trapped in a horribly abusive relationship while her new boyfriend gives off very passively ominous veiled commentary and Charlie begins to realize that the little town and the little girl he always swore to protect are the epicenter of something far older, far bigger, and far more dangerous than he could ever have imagined

[circumcising]

so how’s everyone doing how’s life

[egberts]

[world-of-cats]

Source

[princesstigerbelle]

The face of parenthood

[boxhairdye]

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth

[britneyspesrs-deactivated202504]

I don’t know why don’t you ask the bread baking in my vagina.

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

i’m sorry for whatever i said that caused you to say what you just said

[pyro-lover]

When you attend school you are technically in story mode but once you graduate your life turns into an open world game with just side quests here and there.

[crazyshitisay]

[loopylunacy]

University is pay-to-play DLC

[sangredesirena78463748-deactiva]

pro-life memes are so fucking funny

[veidolon]

[liquidcatt]

what a strange cat

[fencer-x]

that’s not a cat. it let you pet its belly without biting.

dogs like rolling over on their back. maybe dog??

[zekedms]

Look at this weird dog.

[stars-for-thought]

dog

[forgamers]

[everydaycomics]

[bighonkinqueeniesbadbadbackstory]

Still to this day my favorite comic

[sadrien-depreste]

me: *sees a small child*

me: i envy your young brain’s plasticity for natural language acquisition

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

the new honda odyssey will tear your children limb from limb.

[fade-steppin]

throwback to the time my classics professor asked “does anyone know who sappho is?” and i immediately replied “she’s the OG lesbian” and my professor yelled “EXACTLY” and wrote the OG lesbian on the whiteboard

[library-graffiti]

I <3 crows, too!

(source)

[tinderventure]

She’s been around the block a few times

[catsbeaversandducks]

By Sarah Graley

[phuk-ewe-deactivated20221207]

These are children

Children are being made to represent themselves in immigration court

[poutypetulant-deactivated201808]

Happy birthday, America