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Lanse • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ he/they • ♓ • Liberian-American • Main blog, now my art blog and my other propaganda because platforms— feel free to holla more active on on bluesky (@ cagliostrohs.bsky.social)

[cagliostrohs]

it's almost the end of good boy summer 🌞

[slandv]

[detournementsmineurs]

Porcelain art by Nguyễn Duy Mạnh, 2021-22.

[kezrekade]

Only on the darkest arctic nights can you encounter this Primordial Pokémon. It manifests as aurora and ice, gently towering over the pole's frigid denizens... ✨❄️🧊 (There are 12 kinds of Pokémon in this #art! Can you find 'em all? Some are well hidden... Have fun, open your mind, & don't give away answers! 💕) Image on Bluesky~

[mikadll]

Illustration for the latest issue of MANN Magazine!

The piece was based on this photograph of Allan Fleming:

[dyke-pollinator]

She'll fuck me if I cook good enough I know it

[nightpool]

#billions of humans have thought this same thing over the course of the species’ history #and they were right

[annarobertsstudio]

'Humbug' - patsle on 100% cotton paper

25 x 18 inches

[cagliostrohs]

having to unfollow people bc they don't tag things is so sad. anyways

[everydaylouie]

jeepeon (based on this image from Let's Find Pokemon)

[byjove]

My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.

[byjove]

RIP to Nana’s side piece. Though they never married, Grandpa died in September and she brought his long term competition to Thanksgiving that year.

[byjove]

Grandma and Grandpa had a shotgun wedding when Grandma was 19. Grandpa went off to Vietnam which left her, a severely mentally young mother, alone. Never heard a complaint about her side piece Jeff. He seemed to make her happy and for that I salute him.

[byjove]

I’m an only child so I have to discuss sensitive family drama with my 38,000 followers instead.

[femmmie]

My grandmother broke up w my grandfather through a letter and he just pretended to have never read it. They got married and had three kids.

[lucisthings6]

My grandmother confessed on her death bed that:

Her and Grandpa were in a relationship with their best friends

The four of them have been in a relationship since they were teenagers

They flipped a bottle cap to see which girl the boys would marry

Their children could have either man as their biological father but their biological mother is the mum that raised them

The past two weeks has been chaos since her confession 😂

[polyamorousmood]

[cagliostrohs]

best boys get your best lipstick out; it girl summer is upon us (feat. t h e it girl lancelot)

[cagliostrohs]

Can you all of the granblue fantasy cast in a tier list? Please 👉👈

idk what this means i'm sorry? i'll assume you mean a tierlist of gbf characters but there's... a LOT of them if you don't mean gbvsr?? i'm sorry anon uhhh try again 😭

[cagliostrohs]

i’m pregnant and since I’m only ~7 weeks my husband and I don’t know a lot about our baby yet, but I like to show him progress i’m tracking on an app. with this comes size comparisons and so my husband will refer to our baby as what size they are like “how’s my sesame seed?” or “hello my love and lentil”. his recent favorite is referring to our child as our “assorted berry”

[cagliostrohs]

update: my baby girl (!) is now 12 weeks and we're in lemon lime territory. she is a small can of sprite

[cagliostrohs]

best boys get your best lipstick out; it girl summer is upon us (feat. t h e it girl lancelot)

[mi-raine]

Gustave one (1) second after setting his foot on land outside Lumiere with his hopes and dreams

[citizenscreen]

Tony Curtis working with costume designer Orry-Kelly on set of SOME LIKE IT HOT.

[cagliostrohs]

it's pride month. what must be done. slut that old woman (lancelot's mom) out like she deserves.