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forever90s

tastefullyoffensive

askinnyblackman

the face of a cold-blooded killer

baddiemode

cj-today

today in french we were doing an exercise on adjective forms and some of the sentences said things like “boys prefer pretty girls,” “girls prefer muscular boys,” etc. and my 40 yr old straight married professor makes an awkward face and says “ok, wow these just got weirdly heteronormative. how about you fill in the blank with whatever noun-adjective combination you want, as long as it follows correct grammar”

and the answers that we came up with were amazing.

girls don’t prefer boys, girls prefer (fast) cars and money

boys prefer beautiful barbecues

girls prefer annoying cats

boys prefer 75 large plastic dinosaurs

and of course: pretty girls prefer pretty girls

so remember kids, heteronormativity doesn’t belong in the classroom but 75 large plastic dinosaurs do.

totalparksandrec

97gigi

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison than rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

nicolethedopefiendqueen

Reblogging for the 1 million time because fucking realest thing I’ve read on tumblr.

bricesander

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It’s funny how the police officers involved in that pool party incident got out of the car and charged at any black child they saw. It’s funny how not a single white child was arrested or even touched. It’s funny how all of those grown ass people watched children being hunted down and assaulted. It’s funny how some of those grown ass people helped the police contain the black children. It’s funny how a group of black children at a pool party were cursed at and called a mob It’s funny how the cops only rebuttal for why they were being arrested was because “they made him run around with 30 pounds of gear on in the hot Weather” It’s funny how racism doesn’t exist anymore