Between Timid and Timbuktu @caitie617 - Tumblr Blog

sometimes i wonder why our generation’s sense of humour is Like This and then i remember that one episode of spongebob where patrick is stressed about his parents visiting and the punchline is that his real parents show up at the end and the random couple that had visited him are like ‘oh right we don’t have a son lmao’ and walk off without another fucking word

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nobody:

me: i love my girlfriend 📢📢📢

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Doctor: Is there any chance you’re preg-

Lesbians:

sehomes

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little rat things

grabby hands

tails hanging out of the cage

offended looks on rat faces when humans play with tails hanging out of the cage

snubbing a non-favorite treat, then waiting until human is out of sight to eat it anyway

shoving nose inside human’s ear with no warning whatsoever

waiting until human goes to bed to rearrange cage/take a long drink from the water bottle/shred some cardboard

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I love huskys for the next reasons

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advanced-procrastination

And here’s the problem with Centrists — while everyone else is fighting over something that will change the fate of our world for at least several decades to come, they act like we’re disagreeing about a $3 tub of ice cream, then have the audacity to act smug and victorious about their “logical mindset”.