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I like animals, bands, and horror movies.

[poeiraefemera]

[castrationer-deactivated2020080]

[12281956-deactivated20160824]

all these pop songs about “doing work” and “work work work” make me feel like i’m in some heavy-handed YA dystopian novel where the evil capitalist overlords keep the proletariat in line with brainwashing/propaganda in song form

[crazycatladyinwaiting]

[morticiaatoms]

If it’s the beaches If it’s the beaches’ sands you want Then you will have them If it’s the mountains’ bending rivers Then you will have them If it’s the wish to run away Then I will grant it Take whatever what you think of While I go gas up the truck Pack the old love letters up We will read them when we forget why we left here

[fungoidz-deactivated20200705]

this is honestly one of my all tim favorite hsitorical pictures because of the three dudes that are just LOSING it in the front

[lesbianshepard]

what did these penguins do to the scientists to deserve this

[lesbianshepard]

researcher: okay so we’re calling these “african penguins” because it lives in africa

penguin: bites researcher

researcher: hey fucker guess what new idea

[caramelalmonnd]

not only do i want the penguins NOT to visit the white house this year, i also want them to give the most thinly veiled excuses possible when asked. like oh, sorry we can’t be at the white house… sidney’s got a cold… tanger is washing his hair that day… geno just forgot how to speak english… not that we’d expect his russian to be too much trouble for the current white house staff, but all the same, 

[pep-squad-lizzie]

oh my god wait this post is about hockey

[pure]

i feel like i’m in that spongebob episode where squidward was time traveling then he broke the space time continuum and ended up in that blank white room

[noobtheloser]

[mattdmc91-deactivated20150917]

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS

[hannahgracedavies]

[alt-jesus-blog]

u know monster is a marcus song b/c 1. it’s angsty 2. it has something to do w/ desire 3. u dont exactly 100% understand wtf it’s about 4. it’s beautiful and poetic and makes u want to die

[alt-jesus-blog]

i forgot one 5. it has the word fuck in it

[thrusticus]

[genatrius]

What?

[hyratel]

this sounds like the opposite of a problem

[blogkhadra]

Milk in a cookie cup

[silkirose]

Backwards egg

[lofibeatstogoferalto]

Are you trying to tell me the centre of an egg is a cookie?

[stunningpicture]

Cookie in a milk cup.

[biinarykid]

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL

[silkirose]

Egg

[lofibeatstogoferalto]

OH

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[speciesbarocus]

[x]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

Omg babies 😭😭

[ohh-sweet-nuthin-deactivated202]