Quod the Fuck?

Expect pictures, and sarky comments, and cats, and... well, this is tumblr. I love you all, equally!

[caitmasculine]

I fucking hate these fucking light fittings. One (out of 4) bulb in the kitchen went, ah well, irritating but we'll live, now another has gone and for the life of me I can't get the fucking thing out. I've trier rubber gloves, suction hooks, tea towels, the lot. Contemplating smashing it because I fucking hate this fixture so much. RENTING IS SO STRESSFUL. This bulb mocks me each time I'm in the kitchen. You've won this battle, spotlight, but I'll win the war.

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Just found this fucking gem from #reading2016. Pretty sure this was my "OMG BIFFY" moment.

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Finally opened my present from Secret Santa. On. Fucking. Point.

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"Ice cream AND brandy butter!?" You ask, "OF COURSE!" I cry. Settling down for the evening, going to find a crappy film, and probably fall asleep on the sofa (again). #vegan #christmas almost done (; #vegansofig

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Mimosa's, present wrapping and finally #vegan #christmas dinner! Mash & roast potatoes, roasted white and orange garlic carrots, grilled tomato with basil, leek & broccoli sautéed with cream cheese and za'atar roasted cauliflower with red onions, then to drown it all, a pretty fucking good mushroom gravy. Oh, and a nut roast. Obvs. #food #foodofig #vegansofig #christmas2016

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Badly photographed Heidi roll for #christmas2016 hair.

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Time to start prepping! Also #house disappears off #netflix on the 1st Jan btw, so, like, watch that shit!?

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Christmas Eve by myself. But no matter, because prosecco, soup I made weeks ago and froze, and crusts (free) from work. YAAAS. Starting #theoa tonight on #netflix so I nay well be here when Christmas Day hits...all #vegan, naturally. #food #vegansofig #foodofig

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Almost at the end of a long (but enjoyable) day! #tattoo #brighton #girlswithtats (at Chapter13 Studio & Gallery)

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Shit couple of days. Treated myself to a nice bottle of #organic Italian red, made some #vegan creamy mushroom & later I'll have a hot bath. Yaaaaas. #vegansofig #food #foodofig #wine #nofilterneeded

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Some food just isn't sexy to photograph. But what I can confirm is that this cottage pie type thing I've made is fucking delicious. #vegan #vegansofig #food #foodofig #nofilterneeded

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MY BODY IS READY. Fuck making dinner. #TVK37 #TVK #vegan #vegansofig

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Baby, it's fucking freezing outside. I just had to chip ice off the bins. Mmmm. #work

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Making this with paratha's & a sort of curried veg side tonight. Instead of "real" chicken I'm using #quorn pieces from their #vegan range. Despite being a chef I did so little cooking at work today (it's DEAD atm because of half term) so I'm pretty jazzed about this meal! This butter chicken sauce is also #glutenfree, labelled #nutfree (which is SO RARE) & #kosher AND #halal. Phew. That's a lot of #. #food #foodofig #vegansofig #celebratehealth #nutallergy

[caitmasculine]

I derive deep satisfaction from putting flat pack furniture together. I blame my (engineer) parents. These are from the Futon Company and they're sooooooo cool. I can't believe I get excited about furniture now. Is this being an adult? #life #life2016 #movingin #stillunpackingmonthslater

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Tiring week. Not over yet. Today I discovered that I may have a lot of holiday to use up, so hoping to visit home, book a tattoo, and sleep a lot so I can sort out those dark circles... I spend a lot of my time on the bus listening to The Untold, & pondering where I am now. It results in wayyy to many thoughts bordering on existential, but I can't stop. #bbcradio4 #bbc #bbcradio #life #life2016 #work

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So East Slope Bar have #vegan roast! Can confirm that it's totally worth it. #food #foodofig #vegansofig #brighton #sussexuni (at East Slope)