The Hurl Next Door

The Future's All Yours You Lousy Bicycle!

[princesconsuela]

[figdays]

Babuschka Cat Prints // SelynnDraws

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[depsidase]

[actionandreaction]

[jimhensonreject]

This is the real photo

Who on God’s green earth photoshopped their butt cracks to be larger and smaller. Why would anyone do this.

[hunky-salsa-deactivated20240901]

[sagihairius]

i work as an actor at a haunted house and this little girl who was dressed as a cat came through she saw me and was like “no thank you please dont get closer i am already scared” and i was like alright i appreciate the good manners ill back off. so her dad picks her up and starts going down the rest of my dark hall and i just hear her yell “everybody wait! i dropped my ears” so i find them and give them to her dad and she goes “thank you but i hope i never see you again goodbye” and waved over her dads shoulder. i waved back and she gave me a thumbs up. honestly this kid has a lot of guts props for being so polite when shes terrified i hope she gets a lot of candy this year

[weaver-z]

Nothing is funnier than when Boomers make political cartoons that end up being accidentally hysterical. Case in point

[garden--ghoul]

Don’t threaten me with a good time

[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[anxietyproblem]

[mayorofwifecity]

The Mayor of Wife City for Tuesday, September 21, 2021 is Elvira, Mistress of the Dark

[1ois]

Excuse me, mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.

[everythingfox]

Good and pure

[ampervadasz]

[fortesque]

[997]

karma got its kiss for me……. thats 2017 in one video

[997]

our timeline got cursed the day i posted this

[politijohn]

[politijohn]

Yes, this is really a thing…

[solitarelee]

Yep, because baby formula is one of the most shoplifted things in America. Which should ALSO radicalize you.

[girtheemoninja]

Or… We stop shoplifting? 🤔 Are we demonizing acts to stop crimes now?

[demonius-darkblade]

ill tear your head off your shoulders you dumb fuck

[jana-the-clown]

I’m all for radicalization like the government and society are fucked. But they put baby formula in locked cases because it is used to make meth. The store does this to keep an eye out if someone is buying way too much. Like waaaaay too much.

[40ouncesandamule]

No. They lock it up because hungry babies need it and there is a thriving market for stealing baby formula because people will pay good money to guarantee their babies don’t starve.

You can’t make meth out of baby formula. You can stretch some drugs by cutting it with baby formula but “Drug dealers sometimes use the powdered formula to dilute heroin and methamphetamine or to stretch the product when supplies run low. However, experts say that more often than not, formula is stolen because of its high market demand among consumers rather than drug dealers.”

This is what imperialism and capitalism and the “war on drugs” does to people’s brains. You can see that people are so desperate to feed their babies that the people who rule your lives keep baby formula under lock and key but rather than that radicalizing you and making you want to fight for a world where no baby ever goes hungry, you justify this draconian bullshit because you’ve fallen for the propaganda that baby formula is used in some nebulous relation to “drugs” and drugs are bad so whatever inhuman monstrosity that occurs must be justifiable.

[aubmeyang]

Japan's Misugu Okamoto could get a medal on her last attempt during the Women's Skateboarding Park Finals in the Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games but she fell, this was the instant reaction of the other countries skateboarders.

[thearmchairtheorist]

You missed the best part!

They literally hoisted her up on their shoulders like a hero and paraded her around a bit

[guerrillatech]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[diarygirls]

every august without fail is like i will give you some of the most beautiful golden summer moments of your life but also you will be thinking about childhood and loss constantly. it will always be either 5pm or 2am