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27/virgo/tired/emo moms club

[gloomyraincloud-deactivated2022]

welcome to my blog im annoying

[itsnotwhatimlike]

embarrassment has good bones

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[animentality]

[heartpdf]

i wanna live my life not survive it

[oodlyenough]

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

[datamalwre]

[burntundertones]

[teaboot]

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

[guiltfactory]

BAD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

GOOD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

[prince4knights]

two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦‍♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward

[fujoshane]

when i add ........... to the end of my sentence im leaving room for curiosity. i'm encouraging you to get comfortable with the unknown.......

[letsmakepoppunkgreatagain]

La Dispute - Andria

[mizuform]

ugh (with want)

[kristina100000]

incredible picture found on the interwebs i had to share with everypony

[annstf]

"do you have insta?" i have an address where u can send flowers and love letters

[sycamorality]

oh no i will lose my !