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Real talk.

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It happens ALL OF THE TIME.

"Have we met? I feel like I've seen you before." "I wasn't passed out naked in an alley, asshole bleedin' on a Sunday morning...was I?" "No..." "Oh. 'Cause...'cause that'll happen..."

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I learned it from watching you, okay? I learned it from watching you!

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When Married Couples Get Smashed At The Bar

"I mean, when we're having sex, I'm usually like, 'Shit, honey, I didn't know you were awake.'" Ha. That's awesome. "He's...he's not joking. At all."

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This is Gordon. He hasn't rubbed his junk against anyone's ankle recently, which pretty much makes him the best bar dog ever.

"I made a new sign."

"Don't put this one on the internet." "…" "Oh, goddamnit."

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Real talk.

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you guys rock

You too, Anonymous. You too.

Pick-Up Lines

"You know what temp my CPU is running? Hot enough to break the ice." "Your infrastructure needs penetration testing." "Nice smartphone. It'd look even better in the universal charger on my nightstand." "I'm missing a few HTML tags. Any chance you could give me some <head>?" "Don't worry babe, my backdoor Trojan won't do any real damage." "I'm following you on Twitter. I could also follow you in real life."

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Delicious, delicious tears.

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"Cajun Mike's, how can I help you?"

"…Hello?" "Yeah." "Can I help you?" "No." *click* Come on, callers. At least ask if our refrigerator is running. That was shameful.

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