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future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

i've seen countless kind and emotional replies in the year or so since i posted this comic, but this particular tag set has squeezed me unlike any other. thanks

itsc

saw a temu ad on my phone game today for a flamethrower and i gotta say that is possibly the last place i would look to purchase a flamethrower. if in fact i was looking to buy one at all.

butchniqabi

a broken link is a kind of dead wife

vixvigil

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

lacesmilk

i wasn't socialized enough as a larva

eschocat

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

utopians

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

i have finished tgcf vol 2 and as expected, i love wind master (absolute diva) and qi rong (this horrible, horrible madman) as much as i thought i would

#tgcf #i understand why ppl hate qi rong but i also dont at the same time #yes if i met the guy i too would cuss him out and beat him into a pulp #however. as a character.#so entertaining #he is so so wrong in the head (affectionate)

sunriseverse

genuinely i don’t think it’s possible to easily explain the explicit part of online friendships to people who don’t Understand. i don’t mean like, explicit in the sense of “oh you’re sexting” or whatever. no. i mean when you and your friend start gleefully making up explicit sexual scenarios for your shared blorbos and you get giddier and giddier as you add more detail and you’ll be grinning at your screen as you type away at mach speeds. and it’s entirely nonsexual in an interpersonal sense, you’re not really getting Into it, but ohhhhh it’s soooooo fun and satisfying. and you can NEVER tell someone who doesn’t also do this that your mood is actively improved like fivefold because you and your friend played Sexual Tuoys together because they’ll go “what the FUCK.”

#extremely real

undeadhousewife

eeby-deeby-dark-and-creepy

Ok now I’m curious… Which do you prefer:

I have lived in and out of the city, I prefer the city

I have only lived in the city, I prefer the city

I have only lived out of the city, I prefer the city

I have lived in and out of the city, I prefer out of the city

I have only lived in the city, I prefer out of the city

I have only lived out of the city, I prefer out of the city

Bald/vanilla extract/I reject dichotomies under all circumstances/I can’t read

Voting ended on2h

#not in city center but also not completely out of the city #my last apartment was just outside the main part so i had everything in reach without being #in the middle of the noisy busy areas #was very pleasant #i do not enjoy village life #being at the complete edge of town also isnt ideal with only public transport #just close enough to have shit easily in reach but also have u peace is the golden middle im telling yall

memorycycle

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

frodo-of-the-nine-fingers

it is always narratively correct to make your characters sleep together before they sort through the hundreds of lies and misdirections between them. make things worse make things worse make things worse #i love betrayal #i love lying #i love people feeling bad about themselves

digitalmyyth

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

#i was already crazy woke at work for shooting down basic transphobia sometimes LOL #handful of coworkers were rly like That #some of them were also Woke tho #extremely limited selection of those tho

i started reading tgcf finally and decided to mark every instance of "didn't know whether to laugh or cry" as i go bc ive heard so many times that this phrase gets overused lol. heres vol1

#tgcf #incredibly fascinating to me that the “if this was written differently it would be horrific” from svsss still holds true here btw #describing horrible shit but worded in such a way i cant help but feel it reads as comedic #also i do wonder what the reading experience is like spoiler free bc i keep seeing the foreshadowing for stuff i already know from miles #away and dont know if its bc i already know or bc it rly is that obvious #ALSO if i ever reread this. i will add markers for everyone instance of someone roasting xl #just to see just how cluttered with markers the book gets

valtsv

wearing two cursed amulets to manipulate them into competing with each other for ownership of my soul and unintentionally improving my life in their attempts to seduce me

valtsv

hiring two duplicitous advisors with opposing agendas to manipulate them into hatefucking each other in front of me while i fujo out about it

valtsv

it's not a "love triangle" it's a business opportunity with benefits

that-house

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

#straight up wallowing in self hatred until a different voice in my head just suddenly pipes up like #uhm actually fuck u and starts beating the first voice with a broom

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