cakeswithglasses

Hi, I'm a 17 year old teenage girl and i have an unhealthy addiction to reblogging things that made me laugh, with the odd bit of seriousness here and there, enjoy! :D

[blackgirlsreverything]

[paxamericana]

[jesusworesandals]

[cwote]

hang in there, okay? :))

[kamalakhan-archive-deactivated2]

this man next to me is on the phone and he went “are you fucking kidding me right now? are you serious?” then he got up and stood next to a cactus and went “im by my favorite cactus right now, and you’re disrespecting me like this?”

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[sukme]

[we-kant-even]

a tumblr meetup but instead of a bunch of socially-awkward Whovian teens and a mostly vacant ballpit it’s me and all my mutuals getting black out drunk with noam chomsky

[descartes-before-the-horse]

[franzkavkas]

[h0odrich]

I love seeing people carrying flowers bc they look so happy and u kno they’re gonna make someone else mad happy

[uhhlexz-blog]

Not everyone who carries flowers are happy and make other people happy. What if those flowers were for a dead loved one? Not everyone who delivers them are happy.

[h0odrich]

ill just go fuck myself then

[peachdoxie]

It is imperative to note that “Shrek” was released on the 277th birthday of philosopher Immanuel Kant.

- Not something I can relevantly put in my thesis but really fking should

[la-plus-heureuse]

College band class pranks director with Mii Channel theme

[lesbianherstorian]

a collage made from various 1970′s lesbian newspapers and magazines

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

the queen could literally intervene and stop british children from being so malnourished that there has been a widespread return of rickets in the country but she won’t. kate and baldy could do something about this instead of going to various ex-colonies of britain and lecturing locals about the dangers of having too many children whilst they are expecting their third inbred freeloader but they won’t. megan markle and ginger are going on a £120,000 honeymoon. whilst children forced into poverty by the tories fill their pockets with food at school just to get through the weekend. the lifestyle and entitlement of the royal family remains absolutely and completely morally indefensible.

[cakeswithglasses]

PPREACH

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

scientist: hey dad, I discovered a new spider today! and I named it after you

dad: thanks son! I really needed this today, the boys at work were making fun of my long legs again. what did you call it? :)

scientist: uh…

[screenshotsofdespair]