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whom's't'ed've???

[uguuuchan]

gimme sammich

[princesstigerbelle]

gib bagul

[gynandromorph]

i’m on the verge of tears because i’ve seen this post tons of times but today i realized the second reblog is cheezeburger speak for “give bagel” when i thought it was a dark souls boss name like 

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[usagichanp]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[silentbutlively]

This completely destroyed me I can’t stop laughing

[thewomenandthechildren]

40′s slapstick act where a clown creampies someone

[trustmeidontknowwhatimdoing]

Considering who I’ve dated in the past, I’ve been creampied by plenty of clowns already

[weirdness-is-good]

[doujinshi]

[dreamlogic]

RIP RIP RIP i can never interact with my neighbor again holy fuck

i was outside w/ my cat just now. and he went behind a shrub for a bit, and me not realizing my neighbor was on the other side of that same shrub, poked my head round and said way louder than necessary, “my SCRUMPTIOUS darling boy, what ever are you doing over there??”

and this 40-something man i very rarely speak to handled it w/ remarkable grace and very tentatively responded “…..watering my.. roses? you?”

[processintegrated]

#thats just how having neighbors is

[indiedrone]

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

[fullblownpanic-deactivated20141]

same

[paroxetini]

Jesus

[ahs-delrey]

I bet those two are couple now..

[fullblownpanic-deactivated20141]

I’m gay

[indiedrone]

me too

[kateordie]

This is such a great story

[indiedrone]

update from Houston pride 2019! we’re friends

[bodyglitter]

IM CRYIFNDKDJSKJD

[ttamer2468]

This caption made me lose it the most

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

[matchboxvingt-deactivated202310]

Me cooking

[bowlcut-hell-deactivated2016053]

[softwaring]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

found the landlord

[cikero]

that’s the ghost of ayn rand

[capacity]

I can’t believe those priests sit in that confessional booth and listen to all the towns gossip n get their life. I want that

[inaminadikaaa]

[funneeb]

Yall ever procrastinate sleeping? Like you should be asleep and you want to but you just.. keep doing more things for no reason?

[himblebo]

That’s executive dysfunction pal

[geniusoflove]

the spiderman balloon somehow ended up in my department and i refuse to move him. my new coworker

[geniusoflove]

[powerfulwizard]

[gahdamnpunk]

The devil wears MAGA