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Anyways if anyone is in Chicago and got all dressed up for Harry and can’t go tonight do y’all wanna meet up in our cute outfits and get silly? Because we don’t know what to do with ourselves now

#harry’s house #harry styles #harry

Would anyone be willing to swap tickets for Harry in Chicago? My friends and I were supposed to go tonight and we can’t stay until Monday. One of my friends has to fly home to Maine. We’re in section 334 row 3 and there’s 3 of us. We’ll take worse seats if we have to we just really wanna go and use the new outfits we bought 😩

#harry styles #harry #harry’s house

calum-hood

Calum being 1 of the 4 brain cells in the band

#cal

sadistmichael

I came across this picture and couldn’t not send it to you cause GODDAMN. Did you know Michael had these guns hiding under all that bulky clothing? Cause I sure didn’t. It’s a crime against humanity to keep it hidden.

A comparison for good measure. Thanks to Twitter for the content.

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Um………..okay.

First of all, can you tell the class where the rest of the content is where Michael is in the black tank top because I need it? I need it right now so I can look at them.

He’s really gotten beefy and I can’t handle it………so beefy. So much beef.

#mike

tekweela

it's the hair for me oh dear lord

#cal #vid

bri3395

lukehemmings: Some of what I’ve been doing during a break from socials. Covered in dog hair, cut my hair, learning how to cook (and clean 🙄), got surprised with a studio so me and the ladies can work from home. 😍 Hope everyone is doing well, lots of love x

#luke

rebelwith0utacause

hishandswavernot

But alternatively I also present to you

pm1158

SLSP

#banding

kindahoping4forever

In honour of being absolute whores, can I request a thread of tank!cal to end us all 😌

Well when you put it like that, how could I resist? 🤡

#cal

jxnjungkook

a man of many talents

So we're just supposed to ignore what Michael is doing in the 'calm down ladies' GIF

You mean here?

No, we’re not. In fact, let’s take a deep breath and focus on Michael’s biceps. That dip under his deltoid as he tries to tuck his shirt. The absolute fkn broadness of his torso. And the most adorable way he’s trying to make everything fit.

#mike