The sequel that should not be necessary @calamitaswrath2 - Tumblr Blog

God, I really don’t want to get my hopes up about me getting my old blog restored at this point, but tumblr recently started sending me automated mails again for when my sideblogs/blogs that I’m a part of receive any kind of submissions, when I know for a fact that it didn’t do that recently, or at least in the time just after my blog got deleted. …At any rate, I send in another support request. Who knows, maybe support and staff won’t be utterly incompetent for once and actually respond to it.

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WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IT’S BACK

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I’M BACK

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Okay, so since this needs to be clarified: I’m gonna let the queue run out on this sideblog, and then switch back to my old main. I’m still gonna keep this side blog around though, because who knows what could possibly happen next with this website.

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first blackout poetry attempt how did I do

GOOSE CHARM!!!

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.