rent lowering freak

Lord, give me one more chance, is this the last one, I wonder?

[calamity-lives-on]

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Haven't been too active here, but some crazy shit just happened and I'm really scrapping for cash rn. All of my updated commission info is over on Ko-fi now!

[calamity-lives-on]

Commissions OPEN!

Buy Calamity a Coffee

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Haven't been too active here, but some crazy shit just happened and I'm really scrapping for cash rn. All of my updated commission info is over on Ko-fi now!

[viscer-aa]

I AM $200 BEHIND ON RENT AND OUR LANDLORD IS CALLING ME SEND A DOLLAR IF YOU CAN SPARE IT

cshpp $periwinkleangel

pypl [email protected]

[orbitingrook]

[clambuoyance]

And no one else has noticed!

[calamity-lives-on]

Commissions OPEN!

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Haven't been too active here, but some crazy shit just happened and I'm really scrapping for cash rn. All of my updated commission info is over on Ko-fi now!

[dogpuppy]

[papayajuan2019]

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

[calamity-lives-on]

Commissions OPEN!

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Haven't been too active here, but some crazy shit just happened and I'm really scrapping for cash rn. All of my updated commission info is over on Ko-fi now!

[viscer-aa]

MY& COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!

My job does not pay enough to support a household of 4 so I would greatly appreciate if you considered commissioning me and shared this post!!

All pieces are inked and fully shaded. Please specify if you want a specific shading style (soft cel, watercolor, blended) or it will be left to the artist's choice. Please also specify if you want accents of color in the line work and if so what color, otherwise it will be left to artist choice.

PRICES (in USD)

Bust-$140

Half Body-$190

Full Body-$240

Scene with Background-$430

Additional characters +50% each

PET PORTRAITS and PLURAL ALTER BUSTS are a flat $100!!

Payment taken thru c$h@pp $sHarperMarcel or p@yp@l [email protected]. NOTE a 5.5% sales tax is applied to all ppal transactions. I'm willing to negotiate payment plans, but I must receive the first installment before work will begin on your commission.

Please direct all commission inquiries to either [email protected] or through Discord @ slipstreamsystem

[viscer-aa]

Didn't have enough to pay my credit card bill on time and now it's past due! Please consider commissioning me or sharing this post!

[viscer-aa]

On top of my overdue credit card bill my roommates' phone bill is due TOMORROW and my next paycheck does not come until next Friday!!

If youre not interested in a commission I'd really appreciate it if you threw a buck or two towards my personal c@sh@pp $periwinkleangel

[athelind]

The Most Tumblr Punchline

I've noted before that my favorite punchline on Tumblr is "hang on, gotta look something up/okay that's funny."

Let me explain why:

It is a way to say "I don't get it" without blaming the joke or the teller.

It is a tacit admission of ignorance without shame or judgement.

It assumes responsibility for acquiring the knowledge the respondent doesn't already have.

It cues other people who Don't Get It to do the look-up themselves, allowing them to get that full impact of Getting It without derailing the post with explanations.

It gives subsequent readers, whether or not THEY got the joke, a little frisson of good feelings when they realize that someone else is now In On The Joke.

It not only makes the original joke funnier, it gets funnier the more often it's used.

[prismatic-bell]

I've actually used it when I already knew, but also knew the subject at hand was absurdly niche and wanted to encourage people to look it up.

[jmtorres]

i also enjoy the variant "hang on i gotta look something up"/"hey what the fuck" because sometimes history is just. like that

[feefal]

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

[feefal]

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

[rokarambles]

[conkreetmonkey]

sand tiger sharks

[inbabylontheywept]

on it, boss lady

[inbabylontheywept]

one smooth shark, coming up

[star-mom-selkie]

[rosy-crow]

MY BABY BOY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I’D DEVOUR WORLDS IN YOUR NAME—

🥺

(CC freecam from @pastelstrife on Twitter)

[mariogirl369]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[psycho-unicorn13-blog]

It's upon us...

Happy Pride Month!

[miniaturize]

the concept of a site that doesn't even allow porn requiring age verification for mature content. you gotta give us your legal id or else we'll hide random posts that were incorrectly flagged from you

[captain-price-returns]

[venomouslilith]

@staff

[dandelionsresilience]

Submit a complaint, like we did with the reblogs update. probably won’t be as effective since they’re trying to comply in advance with legal bullshit that they take more seriously than the privacy of their users, but still.

Scroll the reblogs on the announcement for good points to raise. If nothing else, according to Tumblr’s own policy you have to be 13 years old to make an account, so any account that was made more than 5 years ago must be at least 18 years of age or is already breaking policy, thereby making it not Tumblr’s problem.

and please for the love of fuck don’t give them your ID.

For now, it looks like if you don’t hand over your identity, you’ll just be locked out of “mature” posts (which include paintings of fruit, but not sexually explicit ads, even though actual human-made porn isn’t allowed at all regardless of content tag). Worst case, you will be okay without tumblr. Believe me, I don’t want to leave either, but I will if the alternative requires me to doxx myself

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexy Jester/Clown Contest Final Round

Gavis Bettel (Holostars)

Hugh Morris (Tomodachi Life)

Muppet Joker (Tumblr)

Voting ended onMay 6