the world has no right to my heart;

eileen. she/her. pretending to be a functioning adult in the small-town capital of western NY. using semicolons appropriately since 1992. more fun on the internet than in real life.

[zooophagous]

*To the tune of “We Built this City*: I PET THIS KITTY

[qoa]

[trapcard]

THIS IS THE FUNNIES TAG ????

[lostjewishworld]

[imtooticky]

My coworkers complain when we can’t assign homework over Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur. As if somehow this interferes with their ability to teach their classes.

My coworkers complain that our Muslim students get to leave class to pray Salat at noon. Like, we have maybe one Muslim student every two or three years - thus far, all extraordinarily respectful and lovely kids! - and they slip quietly out of class to pray.

My coworkers find all this infuriating. “Imagine,” they cry, “If a Christian kid asked to do that.”

I calmly explain, every single time, that a Christian kid would never HAVE to do that, because every single Christian holy day is a day off school. Good Friday. Easter Sunday. Christmas day. Our entire country interrupts its financial and educational systems - schedules its WEEKS - around the Christian prayer customs and seasons.

God forbid we temporarily unclip the rope barrier and leave an opening for someone whose religious traditions vary from our own.

[timothechallamet]

[mourgant]

monday sept. 26th presidential debate recaps 

[neutralmuds]

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

[eue]

when you got banned from all social media for harassing women so you got no place to vent except Microsoft Word and a printer

[sexyleftistsantaclause]

[calamitysongs]

me: i dont give a shit

narrator: actually, she gave many shits

[sarah531-deactivated20180901]

Who you gonna call?

[skillzyo]

Area Woman Outs Herself to Co-Worker Because She Had to Make A Gay Joke

[her-majesty-mayor-mills-blog]

Get you a girl that can do both.

[nerdygayholtz-deactivated201712]

@geekholtz

[pleatedjeans]

[makkachhin]

i’m crying 

[blondease]

LOOK AT HER SMILING AT THAT LITTLE GIRL

AND SHE ANSWERS THE QUESTION SERIOUSLY, TREATING THE GIRL LIKE A PROFESSIONAL INTERVIEWER 

OH MY GOD

[harold-shes-lesbian]

she looks so touched at the beginning im so

[coldmackerel-deactivated2023110]

okay……but what are people mad about ‘ruining ghostbusters’ like……the original wasn’t…….even very………..good

[daantaat]

The year is 2040. Our president is a plant.

[michaun]