I’m Not Living, I’m Just Killing Time

[theropoda]

[skullforbrains]

something is wrong with everyone on this website it’s like fucking chernobyl in here

[dogpuppy]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Writing would be so much easier if I didn't have youtube or computer games Right There.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

"Derin you can get timed apps to block -- " No. I don't want to block them. They're too fun.

[hrrkikshoard]

Me when I block myself from my games.

[jimbles-archive]

[certainly-april]

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

[grimoiremanifest]

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

[certainly-april]

[bigbigbigtruck]

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

[bonesbeetle]

just had a cookie so good i was muttering "yum dot com" to myself after every bite

[bonesbeetle]

grown man btw. sitting alone in my house.

[sa-x]

how it feels remembering charlie kirk got shot through the neck and died

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[alicentsgf]

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.

[alicentsgf]

[koiagain]

"Employment" big scam. Big scam to distract You from what matters,posting on Ur tumblr blog at 3am

[gardenofdelete998]

pillows have stopped having a cold side some time ago

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[grink]

[ilovecats4ever]

[drops-of-universe]

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.