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𖤣.𖥧.𖡼.⚘ gemerally offline 𖤣.𖥧.𖡼.⚘

[i-am-a-fish]

you're cute and it's tuesday

[glassvase]

I'm cute and it's tuesday

[bigbigbigtruck]

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

[haaarpb]

happy july 4th it is peaches day

[gokusclit]

Smiling seeing cute kid/baby videos but then suddenly ain’t shit funny bc why are you posting your kids on the internet you dumb bitch take this shit down now don’t fucking do that

[03012003]

i love megan thee stallion because well i have eyes and ears and a working brain

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........

[becherdireinen]

what a privilege it is to come home to a little animal that loves you like you're their whole world.

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[skyeeonmars]

I luvvv polka dots sm 🤍🤍

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[proofweed-deactivated20230515]

I love having a job and getting paid

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[an1gel]

My beloveds

[sailermoon]

sometimes when I’m being especially self deprecating and convinced no one likes me I have to tell myself “you’re being goob. you are being goob right now”

[sailermoon]

[snapscube]

Why does everything have to happen in the meantime? Why can't it happen in the nicetime??

you might be the most enlightened person on the planet