My name’s Caledine and i’m a writer on tumblr (obv). I like writing that’s got a lot of emotional depth, and i’ve had this blog for about 2 years?? but never became an active poster. i’d like to change that now. If you have ideas — put them in my asks PLEASE i have none 😭🙏… This post will update as time goes on.
Things you’ll find on my blog:
Writing prompts
Whump ( could be triggering !!)
Random words of wisdom ( questionable 😨)
Hero & Villain universes
Team whump ( I write a shit ton of Leader whump and team whump )
Fantasy ideas ( I’m a DM what did you expect?)
Dynamics and tropes
Oc stuff
Fan fiction (occasionally but my ao3 covers that)
Poetry
Art
And much much more c:<
Things you won’t find on my blog:
Smut
Pro shipping
uhhh can’t think of much but just use your common sense
Master List:
Waffle / Real talk :
Self worth,
How old were you when you realised you liked whump?
Imagine whumper gets so bored of whumpee and how broken they are they try find the find the easiest way to discard of them while keeping out of the blame. No suspicion. Maybe they drive whumpee to Suicide or stage it themselves.
My personal favourite trope would be alcohol poisoning, shoving drinks down whumpee’s throat and at one point whumpee is just too drunk to notice what’s going on and is just giggling drunk out their mind. Then drop them off in some random alley and play the helpless victim who lives with an alcoholic who drank themselves to death.
read the part. sorry for the ten million asks. do you take pleasure from hurting us so? i jest but gahhhh i just want this poor little guy to be RECOGNIZED. and congrats on getting through all the legal stuff!!! again sorry for spamming your inbox
DUDE! don’t worry i love inbox spamming trust me i don’t mind! He’ll be recognised…soon…
OH MYYY GOD YOU POSTED THE LEADER BIRTHDAY WHUMP I HAVENT EVEN READ IT YET THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
i hope this isn’t off putting i just really like that story and am so glad you continued my heart couldn’t take the hurt without the comfort
AHH YES I DID!! This is not off putting at all :) In terms of the comfort I’m pretty sure the next part will have the grand reveal so you’ll probably get more then!! I’m hoping to post it soon just trying to figure out a good direction to take it 🔥🔥
I really liked your story with the leader and (not) his birthday cake. Would you be willing to write a third part? It was so sad and Leader really needs some comfort.
His (not) birthday cake continues!! I promise the comfort is coming… Part 3
i discovered your account from the leader's birthday writing and after reading them i feel like i've been repeatedly kicked in the heart and i need to go slump over at a bar with a glass of milk in hand thank you for this writing hope to see more
Congradudolances?? I don’t know whether to say i’m sorry or you’re welcome!! Part 3 is out!! I’m gonna be honest not my best work 😓 but i wanted to post something to get out the slump
hey, same anon who asked about the poll results, and i’m sorry for the repeated asks, and again no pressure, but hoooooo nelly, i reread the two parts and boy oh boy, this has got to be one of my favorite whump stories on Tumblr. i have come to realize misunderstandings are like my top 3 whump tropes, and alongside that, something important to whumpee being forgotten? i cannot voice the enjoyment i get from this series that isn’t keyboard smashes or synonyms of “i like it” in all caps. okay this has been rambley enough; i really really really like the leader whumpee birthday story, and hope you will continue it
Hello anon!! Hope you’ve been welll :) Just digging through my asks and you’ll be happy to know Leader’s birthday has a part 3 now!! I agree with you misunderstandings are TOP TIER god i love them so much it’s ridiculous. I love the big reveal so much and the accidental whimpers and it dawning on them just how bad it’s been for so long. God it gets worse before it gets better is insanely good it’s right down my alley! I wish i could say more but i’m afraid it would boil down to keyboard smashes :)
Hi!!! Love your blog super much!! I've only found it recently and am a huge fan of leader whump!! (So much so its all I've been reading today) I saw that your blog said that requests were opened so I was wondering if we could get another part to leader whumpee birthday and leader whumpee injured ( the one that has 4 parts, I forgot the name 🙃) It's ok if you don't do it, I saw one of your posts saying it was exam season for you. Regardless of the request, I know you'll do well in your exams and be very successful in life!!!!!
Hello anon!! May i just say you are a sweetheart <33 I appreciate you tons thanks so much !! I will make sure to get scheming on the injured Leader whump but hey— Forgotten birthday part 3?? It’s out!!
that forgotten birthday team whump with leader is so good !! can you tag me when/if you post part 3?
Forgotten birthday (Part 3)
<—Part 2
Leader was hit hard enough with emotion he felt concussed . He didn't remember when but all of a sudden he couldn’t breathe and all he could do was gasp and shudder as Second blinked at him in utter disbelief.
He knew was making a fool of himself. But at this moment he was dazed enough to struggle to string that together.
His world tilted sideways and he crashed into the wall trying desperately to stay upright. That seemed to snap Second back into the moment, “ Shit— Leader— Hey! ” Second tried to lower Leader to the ground gently to which Leader’s knees gave out, sending both of them crashing to the floor. Pain radiated up Leader’s knees as he tried to regain his balance but he ended up veering forwards and pressed his eyes into Second’s shoulder. He gasped again. Desperate. Why couldn’t he breathe?
His head felt so empty and he couldn’t stop his fingers from tangling into Second’s sleeves. “ Leader, come on, look at me, what's happening? Take a breath, I need you to explain to me what’s going on— Do I need to get Medic?” Second tried to keep Leader sat up and rubbed a hand over the side of his ribs trying to coerce a breath. Leader desperately shook his head. He couldn’t ruin Medic’s birthday any more than he had. He was causing a scene. He knew it. Second should be inside with Medic and spending time with her cause she deserved it so much more than — Second cut off his stream of thought with a more urgent pat on Leader’s side, “Leader. Focus, come on man. Take a breath. You’re scaring me. Breathe in, forget about what I said, yeah? I just need you breathing right now. We’ll deal with everything else later, ok?”
Leader tried to stop shaking so badly and breathe. He could see black spots invading his vision. Second rubbed at his side rhythmically trying to get Leader to take a breath. He managed a choked breath. Second rubbed circles into his back, “That’s it keep going, it’s ok i’m right here, the entire teams inside they don’t need us right now take all the time you need.” Leader pulled back reeling, he blinked up at Second trying to choke down air. “ ‘m sorry” he rasped, caving his shoulders in. He wished he could disappear. He heard muffled laughter from inside.
Leader didn’t know why but tears sprung to his eyes while he tried his best to swipe them with his sleeve. This was going horribly. If only he could calm down enough to explain— god why was he being so goddamn difficult? Second was right like always. He leaned away from him and pressed his back against the wall and tried to count his own breaths. In. Out. Second hovered crouched in front of him, rubbing his arms and trying to whisper words of encouragement. He knew he didn’t deserve this why— why—
“Leader, look at me.” Second commanded, his voice lost its edge and became uncharacteristically quiet. Leader blinked up at him, eyes stinging. “ I know. I know I've been on your ass all week about the reports and paperwork and efficiency. Is that what this is about? Do you think I'm actually mad at you?” Leader reached desperately to cover his face and the burning shame that pulsed under his skin. Second grabbed both wrists firmly and held them between the two of them and took a deep breath. He just searched the Leader's eyes desperate to unveil even a small truth to point him in the right direction. Leader shook his head, lies dripped off his tongue naturally , “ I’m fine. I overheated inside, that's all we can go back in.” He mumbled voice cracking slightly. Second’s eyes narrowed sharply, “We both know that’s not true. This.. that was not overheating.” He shook his head and blinked trying to gather words.
“ If something is making you feel this way or… Or you feel like you’ve done something to deserve this week where you’ve done ridiculous hours you’d tell someone right? Come on spit it out, what was it? You let someone get hurt ? Miss a deadline?” He tried to make sense of it. Second blinked looking for any confirmation but Leader just swallowed dryly. Leader breathed out shakily, “ I don’t know what’s wrong with me and I can't figure out how to fix it.”
(Wait guys she’s back?? Hello tumblr!! I hope you’ve been well. I’ve come to announce the news drum roll, I’ve got legal confirmation that my case is closed and i’m now hoping to get some sort of therapy. Yes, yes the hiatus was long and the journey to getting better is probably longer but yesterday I had the first ever urge to write in almost a year. Crazy i know— so pardon me if this isn’t the best it’ll take some time to get back into the flow of writing but I thought i’d post this little snippet. I’ll try make the part 4 of this longer i just felt bad for being radio silence for so long so i thought i’d give you something!!)
same anon as last time hi. ohhhhh myyyy goooood your whump is PERFECT! the way you write just fits my taste to a T!!! i love love love the leader whump so so so much, it actually might be some of the best i’ve seen on tumblr. endless kudos
YOU’RE SO SWEET— it means the world to me 💗 i appreciate it so much, thanks man :) I hope to write some more soon!!
I have returned 😭 whoever this poor poor anon is my dearest apologies i’ve been through a rough patch unfortunately and summer break did not go to plan— the writers curse strikes again.
I don’t mean to trauma dump on the blog guys but not long ago i had legal issues with a guy which didn’t end well at all. He had done some shitty things to me and the police for involved and it was a whole thing. I now have been put in a situation where i see him most days of the week and just being in his presence everyday throws me off so bad. I just got uncomfy and not myself lately i hope to return to the blog ASAP but ive been struggling to write and find motivation. I know it’s been like months since ive posted im trying.
I have very specific opinions on this, because I'm primarily a whumperless enjoyer. I also don't like whumpees who are especially prone to crying. However! Some of my favorites:
Characters who don't cry, at least not in front of other people. Except for that one thing--migraines, appendicitis, a broken collarbone--that they just can't handle, clinging to Caretaker, murmuring "make it stop" through tears they barely notice
Gripping hair through the pain while crying in desperation. Yknow? You feel me? Hyperventilating, sobbing, elbows on knees and hands pulling at their hair?
Stoic characters who think they just lost someone turning and biting their lip to hold back the tears, and when it doesn't work, slamming their fist into the wall and cursing, voice breaking
I love it when characters don't realize they're crying too. A gentle hand to their cheek, brushing away the tear. Caretaker's quiet "Talk to me, yeah?"
FEVERISH BREAKDOWNS.... delirious sobbing, clinging to whoever's nearby, apologizing.... especially with leaders
It's a great thing! I really like characters who hate showing vulnerability being forced to, one way or another. That's a lot of whump to me--the breakdown of someone's shields to allow themselves to be cared for. So when the crying is built up to, chef's kiss.
Welcome back to the Whumperless Whump Event of July, where we celebrate the situational and environmental side of our community via beating the shit out of our blorbos!
FAQ and plain text prompts under the cut!
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How are the prompts divided?
Q: Where can I find the prompts list?
A: @whumperless-whump-event on Tumblr.
A: The title is a “theme” for the day, followed by two tropes and a dialog prompt.
A: Absolutely.
Q: Can I use the title as a prompt?
A: Not at all.
Q: Do I have to use all of the prompts?
Q: Can I use all of the prompts?
A: Absolutely. If it's fun, go for it--don't feel pressured to finish them all, but do follow what's inspiring you.
Q: If I'm writing a chronological story, can I swap the days to make it fit the timeline?
A: Yes. Just make sure you tag each piece with the prompt and day you're filling.
Q: Can I have early or late entries?
A: Yes. Early and late entries will not be reblogged to the event account, though.
Q: Is there an Ao3 collection?
A: Yes! This year's collection can be found here, or through searching whumperless_whump_event_july2025. Please remember to submit this year's prompts to the 2025 collection and NOT the 2024 one!
Q: Can I write NSFW?
A: You absolutely can, but the event blog will not reblog any prompt fill rated Explicit. Please ensure you tag NSFW appropriately.
Q: Can I use AI?
A: No.
Q: Can a whumper be included in the prompt fill?
A: The short answer is no. The long answer is that you cannot have the role of whumper in your prompt fill (aka: no whumper-on-whumpee); however, if the character you want to be a whumpee or a caretaker happens to be a whumper, then as long as they are not fulfilling the role of whumper, it's fine. Also, if there is a whumper, it must be totally impersonal and faceless. Here are some examples for clarification:
A character's drink is spiked at a party.
OKAY: The whumper who spiked the drink is never mentioned and is completely faceless, and the story is directly about whumpee recovering.
NOT WHUMPERLESS: The whumper who spiked the drink kidnaps the whumpee.
A character is left alone in a storm.
OKAY: The character is stranded or lost.
NOT WHUMPERLESS: Whumper tied them to a post and left them in the storm.
A character is mugged on the street.
OKAY: The whumper is a stranger, faceless, and the focus is on Whumpee.
NOT WHUMPERLESS: The whumper is a stalker and there to kidnap Whumpee.
All in all, if your goal is to fulfill the event, then try to avoid a whumper. If you're using the prompts elsewhere, then ignore this; but in the spirit of the event, no whumper roles please.
Q: How do I tag my posts?
A: Tag with #whumperless whump event, #wwevent 2025 and #wwevent day [x](Don't just tag wwe, that's wresting.) Then, tag triggers and content warnings. Please put these first in the tag order! It just makes it easier to reblog.
Q: How do I get reblogged?
A: Mention this blog in your post! It's the easiest way for me to find you. Otherwise, I won't reblog it. (This also means if you do not want your post reblogged to the event, just don't mention the blog, and it'll stay private.)
I think that's about it. That's a lot, so if you've got any questions, feel free to shoot me an ask. I'm happy to help!
PROMPTS:
INSULT TO INJURY: Infected wounds / Hurt and ill / “Fate really has it out for you, huh.”
PUBLIC MISINFORMATION: Presumed dead / Search party / “There's a hand, I can see them!”
IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME: Left behind / Attempted Martyr / “Get out while you can, and don't look back.”
LIKE A KALEIDOSCOPE: Numbness / Dissociation / “Can I hold your hand?”
AT LEAST IT'S NOT MANUAL: Trapped in a car / Stranded / “You can't drive like this.”
DOOMED BY THE NARRATIVE: Scheduled execution / Near death experience / “That was too close.”
AHOY THERE MATEYS: Motion sickness / Washed ashore / “I hate the ocean.”
CHEF MIS-STEAK: Hot stove / Slip of the knife / “I swear, I'm usually better at this.”
SCHEDULE YOUR MAINTENANCE: Lack of self care / Sick day / “Just take a nap. I can handle the rest.”
