cock, cum, fur, daddies

Tumblr has the best porn. I store my faves here.

[advice-animal]

Local commute

[calgary84]

'Merica.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The first guy to look at sperm under a microscope must have had a fucking heart attack

[blackness-by-your-side]

Veterans Ask Native Elders For Forgiveness At Standing Rock.

I never thought I would see this day when a white man apologizes for the tyranny and oppression of Native American population. This is so powerful. This is the nation that I want - responsible, compassionate and that learns from its mistakes.

God bless them!

[shelleyn123-deactivated20180102]

Amazing…

[advice-animal]

The internet is losing its mind looking for this missing pair of legs.

[calgary84]

Ummmmm

[calgary84]

[srsfunny]

The Mighty Wolf

[calgary84]

Wisdom

[srsfunny]

The Cinematography Of The 1927′s Film ‘Wings’ Is Mindblowing

[calgary84]

I will never not repost this

[srsfunny]

That Sounds Like A Challenge

[calgary84]

They don't know my friends....

[weloveshortvideos]

[thelesseroftwo]

Is Russia even real

[numinous-queer]

I think it is necessary for me to transcribe what she’s saying because it is EXACTLY how I babytalk to my cat:

“Oh Stepa! So little – little Stepa! My little kiss, where’s my little kiss?? Where are my little fingers? Where are my little legs? Where are my little paws? Stepa!” *shakes his paw* “Say hello! Hello my little one! Hello!” *lies down on him* “Oh how nice, how warm. Good boy…”

[sciuridyke]

to be clear, this bear is named the russian equivalent of “steve”

[wingleader]

Omg

[calgary84]

Ladies and gentlemen: Russia.

[whiskey-gunpowder]

[unmooredonasundayevening]

conservatives get offended by the weirdest shit

[stinson-png-deactivated20210103]

imagine masculinity so fragile that you can’t even touch your own face

[brachial-saur-blog]

If you touch a man’s face it’s Gay. Even your own face. Gay face-touching has infected the youth of America.

[calgary84]

I feel worse for the guys who want to touch their face, but can't because it'll make then gay.

[calgary84]

Didn't even have enough time to get properly undressed before this weekends festivities begun....

[srsfunny]

The Most Interesting Dog I’ve Seen

[calgary84]

The fuck is Japan, seriously?

[just-shower-thoughts]

26 sleeps until Christmas, unless you smoke meth, then it’s like 3 more sleeps.

[funnypicsdept]

Puppy loves Santa

[calgary84]

I have never, and will never, experience this level of joy

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via mrmarzz)

[calgary84]

Cmon we've all thought about it

[advice-animal]

Frogs.

[meanplastic]

Goals!

[yeezys-girl]

BITCH IM TRYNA DO THIS HMU FOR FEET PICS

[aboynamedblayne]

I mean… I’m game to take pics for monies all day long. ✌🏼️

[valykas-deactivated20190916]

Uhm. I’ll do basically anything for money… any. Thing.

[calgary84]

Small time, you could get way more than that