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My statistical model includes election outcomes whispered to me by a six-foot-tall ambulatory stalk of asparagus in a dream I had while suffering from food poisoning. I can still see its cruel green smirk. This November, the Republican candidate is favored to win Godking of Vermont, which is like Governor except more powerful. I’ve given extra weight to this because it’s scary.

gaysie

shane and ilya at a centaurs barbecue and everyone boos ilya away from the grill because “when roz makes the burgers it’s like eating a hockey puck” and shane crosses his arms testily and says that if they were real hockey players then they would be HAPPY to eat hockey pucks.

eilooxara

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

transmechanicus

penandinkprincess

shane and ilya probably stick to a very similar sleeping schedule during the season, but i feel like shane starts getting ready for bed probably a little earlier than ilya because he likes sitting in bed and reading

and i'm laughing about ilya feeling absolutely BETRAYED the first time anya hops off of his lap to trot after shane up to their room

his OWN DAUGHTER-

ilya, she just likes our bed and knows i'm going up

-TO BETRAY HIM LIKE THIS, AFTER EVERYTHING HE HAS DONE-

dude, you could also just come upstairs if you're that fucking bothered about it

-NO LOYALTY IN THIS HOUSE. NONE. ALL AROUND HIM ARE TRAITORS-

you could doomscroll on your phone upstairs if you want, ilya. you're the one choosing to hang out on the couch. c'mon, anya.

grabmyboner

wait hold on wait ilya was just a boy who moved to a new country all alone oh my god my baby my baby!!!!!!

scunthotter

do you have headcanons about baby!shane or baby!ilya? for science.

I do believe in the they were both fat babies doctrine. Like big boys.

I think they were both obsessed with hockey from a young age.

I think Ilya was a very sweet and easy baby. He grew up to be a very responsible boy. I think he was made to feel responsible for his Mama's emotions and responsible for being her sweet boy. After her death is when Ilya started to act out and become more recognizable as the Ilya we meet in heated rivalry.

In contrast I think Shane was a very difficult baby. It seemed to Yuna and David that from birth to about three years Shane cries non-stop. It didn't help that Shane didn't speak until he was three and half. The thing they found was literally the ice. They take Shane out in a little stroller on that river that freezes in Ottawa (I assume it exists my entire knowledge of the physical geography of Canada's capital comes from fanfiction). Shane's crying and they're doing it anyways because, at this point, if they stop because Shane fusses then they wouldn't be able to do anything and Shane would still be crying so. But its a miracle, the first glide out from the shore and their little Shaney stops crying. At first they think he's fallen asleep but no, he's sitting up and watching the ice, quietly happy for maybe the first time in his life.

unmooredonasundayevening

Thank you!

"They take Shane out in a little stroller on that river that freezes in Ottawa (I assume it exists my entire knowledge of the physical geography of Canada's capital comes from fanfiction)" I went and looked this up and it seems like the place they would do this is the Rideau Canal Skateway.

Anyway I love the idea of baby!Shane not even needing to be on skates just knowing his on the ice and therefore he is Okay.

robs-your-robins

Jason leading the Teen Titans but he shoots them with a Nerf Gun every time they fuck up or annoy him.

hollanderthoughts

Every day I wake up and I try to figure out what I did wrong. You know, the big thing I did wrong that everyone knows about but me? which I have yet to figure out what it is, but hey, there’s always tomorrow!

pansyfemme

it really is crazy how there are so many influencers with millions of followers i have never heard of in my life

pansyfemme

every day someone is like ‘have you heard about the situation with johnny youtube?’ and i go. pardon. who the hell is that

normal-about-hollanov

delicious angst potential for hollanov that came to me in a dream: shane loves ilya. its not up for debate. most days he'd happy crawl inside his ribs and live there without complaint nestled beside his heart. however. shane values his space. always has. there are days where the world is too much, too loud. days he needs to crawl out from Ilya's chest and live beside him not inside him. just space. not much. just some.

and ilya, who has spent his life managing the emotions of a family as unpredictable as the weather, cannot help but worry. worry that in some sense he's not doing everything as right as he could be. that he can't be Shane's one and only safe space. having to learn that shane loves him. loves him so much it makes him sick with it. all that love just crawling up his throat and spilling out and out and out. and beside that. not belitting it or disregarding it, he just needs space.

porterdavis

cherryfleischer-deactivated2026

being a teenage girl between 2010 and 2015 must have been the shit. lana del rey dropped born to tie and ultraviolence. the arctic monkeys dropped am. justin bieber. one direction. u had tumblr and weheartit. u post a black and white pic of a cigarette and u get like 20k notes. pretty little liars, vampire diaries and glee were all on tv. twilight was still really popular. all around it must have been fun