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got hit with the “oh my god that slide deck is so well done..not looking like AI at all! So which AI did you use to achieve this?” line at work…

Kind ma’am the powers vested in an early 20s kid running on low sleep, high caffeine and need for a job in this economy just make it happen.

#fuck ai #and the corporate #is there some committee for this

beemovieerotica

please vote for tylenol to have her face on a beer can $1 for 1 vote and the donation goes to the baltimore animal rescue and care shelter

#im not even american but hell yeah pride of baltimore #also broke af #my contribution is my network #tylenol the peoples princess

depsidase

they done replaced the yellow street lamps with white LED depression lights™️ near my home. The streets don’t feel like it anymore💔

#sodium lamps comeback #i hate it here #took it for granted #IT ONLY MADE EVERYTHING MORE DARKER #WHAT PURPOSE ARE THEY EVEN SERVING

that-one-idiot-11

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

noknowshame

people in fiction are always making plans like "how about tuesday?" and then leaving without elaborating. what time? where? do you even have each other's numbers? deeply stressful

calibeachfruit

i am afraid to have induced panic in people via my methods🧍🧍

#my apologies #never thought about time #maybe i was the problem

samehere-onlyone

Ilya's problem was never realizing he was in love with Shane. It was realizing that being loved back was even a possibility.

skyrigel

the-irreverend

And stay safe everyone!

kosmogrl

rhinco

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

3rabbit

daughter (non-practicing)

vetchtibbles

I wish they made it even marginally possible to get a job like I’m so fucking sorry I don’t have a rare but also highly demanded skillset, an agreeable disposition, and the ability to survive off of three nickels a week I’m soooo sorry