me: okay i brought the beer what are we watching tonight
my eccentric scientist friend: MADDIE! I'VE DONE IT! I'VE PERFECTED THE PROCEDURE! I DID IT!
her puppygirl test subject: wrrrr.. whrrrrr..
me: what the fuck what did you do to her
scientist girl: i've developed a system you see.. i have successfully made her into yhe perfrct subject! she does everything i say! watch! speak girl!
me: oh okay so you did hypnokink on her
scientist girl: wh- what? no its science, maddie
me: yeah you hypnotized her and made her a puppydoll who does what you say
scientist girl: w-.. wwhat.. no i.. i perfected my scientific conditioning with my intense vocal regimine.. its not.. its not kink...
puppygirl: [panting and smiling]
scientist girl: h.. her boner is immaterial! this is science maddie! shes become the ideal subject
me: do you not know jenny. hypno is like. her favorite kink. look shes rock hard
scientist girl: nno!!! it's- [she leans in to whisper out of earshot of the dog] r-really?
scientist girl: awh fuck.. i really thought i had perfected the procedure...
me: [patting her on the back] i know girl, i know
scientist girl: i thought i'd make a break through.. i guess i picked a suboptimal candidate..
me: you'll get em next time, im sure
scientist girl: wait..! maddie! youll let me try it on you, right?!
scientist girl: listen to the sound of the room.. doesnt it sound nice? can you hear how soothibg my voice i-
me: oh CMON you HAD to know
scientist girl: [perplexed] know what?