Boston Flowers Better At The Game Arc

Space/Beck, they/xe/he, 21 main: @spacetrashpile banner via Blaseball Cares, artist is Hetreasky, pfp is by oddowl

[caligulalotus]

THE BOSTON FLOWERS ARE NOW YOUR OFFICIAL SEASON 24 CHAMPIONS

[caligulalotus]

[Image ID: A drawing of a bowl of soup. The soup is white and has pink letters in it reading “WHERE R THE PAWS”. It has a skull surrounded by blue flame and blue leaves as a garnish. The bowl is black and white with skulls on it, and a message at the bottom in small text. There is an arrow point towards the text leading towards a larger version of it. The text reads “By accepting the soup you agree that the Boston Flowers are the Official Season 24 Internet league Blaseball Champions.” There is an arrow from this text towards multiple discord screenshots. They are as follows:

Screenshot 1: “slugger_cromms👖 (she/her): Lmao where are the paws. GONE, GONE FOREVER PROBABLY IDK

Barswanian (He/Him/They): The Breath Mints

may partytime🌷🐸: kidror made that one

slugger_cromms👖 (she/her): it’s perfect” (this message is circled in red)

Screenshot 2: “ump_possum: THE FLOWERS DID A VERY GOOD JOB AT MAKING VERY GOOD SOUP. IT IS MORE THAN ACCEPTABLE” (“IT IS MORE THAN ACCEPTABLE” is circled in red)

“may partytime🌷🐸: ok that’s gotta count right. is “more than acceptable” accepting the soup

slugger_orb 🔮: i think that counts”

There is then a series of four screenshots of “keeper_skates🛹⤴️🔀🔄⤵️ (they)”, “slugger_cromms👖 (she/her)”, “BANNED keeper_weeks🗓 (he/him), and “keeper_executioners🤺🩸❤️👁” all saying “+soup”.

There is another red arrow from the screenshots to text reading “🌹Boston Flowers Season 24 Champions #Confirmed!🌹”

End ID.]

[atlantisblasebl]

HAPPY FIVE YEARS OF DICK AND BALLS!

[arsonstick]

blaseball is a story about grief and how it reshapes worlds and people and what they'd do to get the dead back and community and how you can do anything with people behind you and to have love where love is needed most and holding onto each other at the end of the world and unity and hope above all else. its also a story about people with names like kelvin drumsolo doing things like simultaneously occupying multiple bases. and scoring negative runs. hope this helps!

[eggademia]

just a loose sketch but.... parker macmillan..... i don't know whether to fear you or fear FOR u

[soulscreamdetector]

UAOOEEHUAEAIAIOOHEHEOEAOUOEAOU

[killerforthepies]

blaseball discord server officially froze 3 years ago

[killerforthepies]

clutching my heart at the thought of her, what remains only as moments of time in capsule. i continue, yet how long is absurd to keep the server at the top of my list, how long am i bargaining for a glimpse of what once was? ¡dale!

[atlantisblasebl]

one time during the coronation era i had a dream where the georgias received a blessing that gave a random player debt. not a random player on your team, mind you, just a random player in the whole league. it hit silvaire roadhouse again

[soda-tab-society]

i miss it every day

[tillman]

hi i drew every single player thats been on the lovers :-) lets go all the way or something like that 

[soulscreamdetector]

HIIEEEIEAEHAEEOHEOEEOAHEAOOEHIIEHA

[eyeoftheaxolotl]

oh yeah you guys might like this one

took several hours of pixel art but im so happy with it. my personal love letter to the garages is putting my favorite album in this game so i can give it to all my ocs

[revivificating]

my brain : nagomi smile

me: GHGHGHOUGH

[soulscreamdetector]

AIAOIIEEHHHOUH

[baseballcardvandals]

For da Moms.

Own this BCV original.

[burningcrab]

then neerie mccloud and raúl leal and the kansas city breath mints’ boyfriend monreal, and hercules alighieri, and donia bailey, and gallup crueller and rigby peacelily, borg ruiz, sandie nelson, cat mcsriff, brock watson, steals chark, tot clark, every single wyatt mason, theodore duende and sebastian sunshine, york, tot fox, guy gulp, and fish summer

[elifinchsart]

Hi y'all! I've been doing a bit of a spring cleaning + am selling some items because money is really tight right now and I got duplicates of items or would rather they go to someone who will actually appreciate them. There's discounts if you buy multiple items + if you sign up for Mecari using my referral link you'll get $10 off when you purchase!

I’m selling some Blaseball merch- unopened Day X Tlopps cards and The Garages Blattle of the Blands two cassette tape set.

I also have various decks and extras from The Alleymans Tarot + Alleyway Oracles Series. Absolutely gorgeous decks featuring mismatched cards by hundreds of artists. I was a contributor to both these projects!

I've also got a horror pin collection + Uboa pin up for sale and more! Check it out! Thanks for looking and have a nice day <3

[revivificating]

pregame ritual: searching for a way out

[soulscreamdetector]

EAEIUAEAHIOAAOU

[elifinchsart]

blaseball sketches from like a month ago i never posted

[wowwforever]

blaseball 100% would have ABS challenges but if you fail a challenge the umpire saps away your stats as punishment and if you succeed you gain stats that umpire has taken away so you can have a pitcher get a successful challenge and gain a bunch of batting stars and now every stadium umpire just has a loot box umpire of stats waiting for someone to break it open

[theunsubtleknife]

i lit the match with a flick of the cleat from the league that hexed me

yeah i'll see you in hell cuz it's hell that sent me

as i walk out the door singing "next team, next team"