I Don't Know

24. this is my blog. enjoy.

[tullipsink]

“I’m not sure what love is, but I think it’s hearing her say, “You’re an asshole,” while her smile betrays the words that just came out of her mouth. It’s getting a FaceTime call at eight in the morning so she can show you her outfit, because she thinks she looks really cute that day. I think love is blurting out exactly how you feel about her when she asks you why you’re looking at her “like that.” It’s unplanned and sloppy, the exact opposite of how you wanted it to happen; but the smile on her face tells you that it was perfect in its own way. Love is being afraid to let her know about certain parts of yourself, but telling her anyways. It’s making breakfast with her in the morning, dancing with her despite your two left feet, and passionately singing the wrong lyrics just to hear her laugh. I’m not sure what love is, but it just might be magic.”

— (via hvndwritten)

[caligurll13]

he opens the car door for me

walks me to my car

calls me baby

gives me cheek and neck kisses

holds my hand

holds me from behind

puts his arm around my waist

cuddles me when i’m cold

tells me i’m pretty

tells me to text him when i get home

texts me goodmorning/goodnight

tells me to have a good day at work

calls me his

…we’re not even dating😊

[caligurll13]

update: we’ve been dating since November 21, 2017 and he still does the same stuff💕💕💕

[caligurll13]

he opens the car door for me

walks me to my car

calls me baby

gives me cheek and neck kisses

holds my hand

holds me from behind

puts his arm around my waist

cuddles me when i’m cold

tells me i’m pretty

tells me to text him when i get home

texts me goodmorning/goodnight

tells me to have a good day at work

calls me his

...we’re not even dating😊

[funnyasxvideos]

[fartinonfaces]

SMACK

[theanimalmemes]

[acoolguy]

instead of Friends they should’ve called it Friends & Ross

[acoolguy]

every conflict the Friends had to face was directly the cause of Ross

[acoolguy]

just saw an episode where chandler was trying to give joey money since he was struggling financially but joey was too proud to take it so chandler made up a gambling game where joey always won so chandler could give him money without him knowing. perfect example of two great Friends. then joey, confident with his skills in the game, goes to ross to play with him and loses it all to ross. joey tells chandler and he goes to ross and explains the situation and how the game was fake and asks for his money back but ross wouldn’t give it back. just one of the many examples of ross being a worthless piece of shit

[glitterspray]

I just watched the episode where Rachel hires a male nanny, Sandy, who is perfectly qualified and experienced. All of the friends love him including Joey who says that he is ‘learning so much’ from him. Except of course Ross who is a dick to Sandy the entire episode just because Ross doesn’t think being a nanny is a man’s job. Ross even went as far as to ask if he was gay in the job interview which I’m pretty sure is a big no-no. Ross eventually ends up firing Sandy purely because he’s a man in a female dominated job and because he thinks is too sensitive which is hilarious because the only sensitive one here is Ross and his fragile masculinity.

[lyriumandbiotics]

What about the one where Ross gets upset because his two year old son wants to play with a Barbie? He spends the entire episode trying to convince him that G.I. Joe is better.

[mephistos-cafe-lattes]

How about the part where Rachel got a dream job in Paris, and fuckboy Ross who had treated Rachel like shit in the past, decided to try and win her back at the airport when he should have just let her go to her dream job. 

[theroborobin]

I watched an episode where Ross and Rachel got trashed in Vegas and then went to the chapel and got married. When they came to Ross wouldn’t get an annulment because he didn’t want to be known as the guy who gets divorced. He is kind of awful.

[obedientfairie-deactivated20200]

KEEP THIS THREAD GOIN KIDS DRAG THAT FUCKER

[supercub-deactivated20171230]

Or the one where Ross yells at Rachel for dating Elizabeth’s dad because it’s “weird” for him but had no problem going out with Rachel’s sister, Jill, when Rachel had an issue with it.

[flaminganakin-deactivated201812]

Or how about the one where Rachel is having the time of her life at a job she loves, but insecure douche canoe Ross has a problem that she’s working with another man, and gives Rachel such a hard time about it, she decides she needs a break from their relationship

[take-my-eeveelution]

The show Friends actually invented the term ‘friendzone’ to describe Ross’ inability to show Rachel that he wanted to be with her (back at the start).

[queenpotatothegreat]

I have never watched friends but wow what a ride. This Ross guy sounds like a fuckin dick

[christopher-bryant]

Or how about the fact that he was a complete homophobic asshole to his ex wife Carol and her wife Susan.

[lprflagemoji-deactivated2017081]

and he can’t read a map worth a shit either

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

why does ross, the shittiest “friend” simply not get eaten by the other friends

[rachaelroberts-blog1]

Hi I’m Emily and this is my petty revenge. Two months ago I was dumped for being “too fucking fat” in my ex’s words. That moment I decided to lose weight not for him or for anyone else, but for me. My weight is something i’ve struggled with my entire life & I wanted to change that. I decided to try this fruit cleanse my bestfriend recommended. I was able to lose 33 pounds in 6 weeks with no change in diet and little exercise. It increased my metabolism and melted my fat away like wax. But calories weren’t the only thing I burned.

When I sent my ex this picture of my new body, he asked me back out. I said “no thanks…. your pencil dick is too thin” 💀💀

[snackavellli]

[sshalaby]

this is the best thing i’ve seen all day

i really wanna try that cleanse but i’m broke, how much was it?

[rachaelroberts-blog1]

Good news! You can get a free trial of the cleanse here for only $5 in shipping. They’re about to run out if you still want one, the summer special ends tonight

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

[50eathaters]

    Girl’s are amazing

[kerameikos]

I think we broke the notes…

[mis-c3l-la-neous]

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

[okayilubuhbye-deactivated201611]

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

[junabug-deactivated20181015]

what the heLL

[yay-someoneactually]

Um….guys….

There are negative notes….

WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?

HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!

[dellbby]

Its in the black hole of tumblr

[demonsmademefat-blog]

At time of reblogging, this post has 1 note :’)

[septicmackiplier]

Uhm nothing was there then I hit the heart and 1 note popped up.. Guys I’m scared..

[my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil]

it has reset to 0 notes. what have you done?

[heygodsmoved-blog]

now it’s floating in the middle of the thingy

[ruled-by-jupiter]

EVERY DAMN TIME

[failedspidermankisses]

There’s literally nothing there. 

What is this? 

[mahaliciously]

I couldn’t scroll past this. I need to be part of history for this. There are no notes do you even realise

[altweeb-blog]

Let it be known I was here on this day of march twentieth twenty sixteen and I’m laying in bed at nine thirty am

[i-am-loco]

WOO NO NOTES PARTYYY

[im-in-hell-fr]

WTF IS THIS?!?! IM CONFUSED NO NOTES WUT DA ACTUAL FUCK

[humanityinahandbag]

I LIKED IT AND IT HAD ONE NOTE.

ONE.

NOTE.

[animationnut]

Oh wow there are seriously no notes..

What the heck.

[knightnicole]

OH MY GOSH IT’S TRUE. There were 0 notes, now i liked and just one note popped up! I’m.. I’m not sure how this can happen..? But now I’m part of history YEAH 24th March 2016 - 03:05 am

[prodigal-sunlight]

WHOA SO WEIRD

[snapback-gravity-falls]

I just had to see it for myself and it’s true. Holy crap.

On this day, March 24th, 2016 at 12:22 in the afternoon, I have made myself part of history.

[nightlustrous]

it’s back

[mingesu-deactivated20180425]

Huh….

[nyreelovemenot]

I’ll probably always reblog this

[yung-caged-and-restless]

I feel like tumblr staff have been motoring this post and they put a special code in it so no notes ever show up

[thekingsvoice]

This post is historic

[clitickling]

What the fuck even happened here

[ludicrousbuttwiggles]

Stop this

[park3307]

Just did it last night *finger guns*

[phantomeos]

25/6/2017 no notes … nothing …

[kodakunn]

July 2, 2017

[iamnevertheone]

[caligurll13]

ministry: ministry of magic what's your emergency

harry: uh yeah so the dark lord's back and he's killing people

ministry: what no he can't do that

ministry: that's illegal

[caligurll13]

have you seen this guy?! he could literally be Harry Styles twin. like wtf. go follow him

[ghouls-rush-in]

[hablup]

This looks like a fuckin pokemon battle.

[compoyo-deactivated20200529]

You deserve to get your ass beat if you out here not putting shopping carts back

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Picking up this tiny piece of paper would take 2 seconds, but instead, I’m gonna run it over 100 times with my vacuum at different angles.

[caligurll13]

if i talk about my ex to you it's not because i still care, it's because i don't want you to hurt me like they did.

[heavenhillgirl]

Shameless 6x12

[madeoflions]

I want this tattooed on me

[hanna-nanna]

A little louder for those in the back.

[lost-lil-kitty]

This THIS THIS THIS.

[slimmersolstice]

This is why people keep quiet about their mental illnesses…and why we need to speak up.

[abeerahk]