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When I’m Bored Alone In My Room ..

(Don’t Mind My Messy Bed)

Welp Look At Mr.Softy 🙄😏

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officialjt: did ya workout today? 🦍

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Max Thieriot in “Seal Team“

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I Need Someone To Point Me to One Dude in LA who isn’t DL/G4P because it’s Like All of Them 😩😩😩

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oh its me, hello

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All the hot dudes are gay nowadays 😩. It’s so hard finding hot straight guys 😪. Or at least a bisexual top 🤷🏽‍♀️.

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A Fun Story About an Asshole in a Locker Room

About three things you must be sure before you read this story:

I am a grower, not a show-er. There is nothing terribly remarkable about my non-aroused junk.

I literally don’t care who sees me naked in the locker room. It took me a long time to be comfortable with my body, and I’m not in a locker room to flaunt it. I’m there to undress, shower, and dress.

My mood this morning is best summed up in these two gifs:

*** SO.

I’m in the locker room. I come out of the shower and go to my locker, and there are three guys at their lockers in the same area, all talking to each other. I pay them no mind because I don’t give a shit. I open my locker. I grab my underwear. I drop my towel.

One of the guys thought he was gonna try and be cocky and said, “You fuck chicks with that dick?”

…

My inner monologue at that exact second can best be summed up with this gif:

I turned around, completely naked, my apparently insufficient chick-fucking dick just hanging out for the world to see, looked the dude straight in the eye and said, “No, but I can take a dick like a champ. You tryna fuck?”

I have never seen a person so instantly regret a choice in my entire life. He started sputtering like a bottle of shampoo that was nearly empty and then just gave up and ran off while his friends just howled.

I calmly turned around and went about my life, minding my own goddamn business like a civilized adult.

Moral of the story is,