Little Adult

20 finding an outlet for my little until it can flourish been young since forever not sure what this account will look like but let's find out

[mutsuzlukevresi]

[anarchapella]

Me as a parent just fucking bothering my baby

[queerkittyy]

Definitely gonna be me w mine

[mordepv-deactivated20180117]

[billdenbrough]

not to be gross on main but imagine waking up and someone you love is beside you... arm draped loosely across your side... hair mussed, face close enough that you can feel their breath on your nose... soft and relaxed bc they feel safe and trusting.... opening their eyes and looking at you through their lashes.... sleepily smiling w bleary eyes.... raw and honest and vulnerable and in love, like you’re in love....

[stockhlmsyndrome]

5:00: oh boy Chinese food

5:05: I ate way too much Chinese food

5:10: oh boy leftover Chinese food

[hotboyproblems]

someone my age with money: yeah so I just bought this new car and-

me: that’s cool. I can’t really afford to buy anything for a while because I bought gum yesterday

[weloveshortvideos]

Little puppy protects his food from a living marshmallow

[circumcisions-deactivated201401]

what men think women love to be called:

babe

baby

sweetie

honey

sexy

what women ACTUALLY like to be called:

lamp shade

broken chair

Samuel L Jackson

dirty dish rag

Mr.Clean

[nocontextgoodplace]

[mysharona1987]

[victorious]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

This is what was missing in the scissors market

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[strolling-in-the-moonlight]

[rockelope]

[thequantumqueer]

[meinaiis]

[nittatherebel]

When Kelly came in, she sounded like a full damn choir on her own 😩😂😂

[jeniphyer]

Kelly still fucks me up with this one 

[kimreesesdaughter]

People still acting like she can’t sing💅🏾

[thechocolatedragon]

KELLY I AM SAVED AND SANCTIFIED

[kingrudegyalchina]

Chills !!

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever

[fishmotif]

imo the most iconic gayle moment is that one where she electrocutes herself using a dog collar to bake an apple pie with the edge of seventeen by fleetwood mac playing in the background 

[em-sta]

What an icon