Call Me A Saint

Hey there! I am Shane and this is my blog. Music, Movies, Games, TV, you name it I have it, enjoy your stay.

[jetorojo]

zeppeli’s kindergarten

[goblinkind]

So my mom likes to dictate her texts instead of typing them.

The thing is, my mom swears a lot, and she’s often at home with my impressionable little brothers. So she programmed her phone to type “bitch” whenever she said “B” and “f**k” whenever she said “F.” For a while, we all thought this was a pretty clever idea. Yesterday, she sent me a picture of my brother sitting in his car seat and crying. The caption was, “he got stung by a bumblebitch!!! ”

[wingolight]

no you DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS GOLD

[dollgirllandsknecht]

Oh my god

[call-me-a-saint]

[wannabeyrjoeyfatone]

Man pays for $137 traffic ticket with 137 origami pigs, delivered in doughnut boxes.

[quillusquillus]

the most tasteful “fuck you” I have ever seen

[discount-supervillain]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Hplcl7YIY

I can’t wait for Steven to start calling mr. M mr. Dad

[di-peredo]

Garnet, Pearl and Amethyst ♥

Steven Universe is one of my favourite shows ever and I finally had the time to make a fan art! 

[alterbridgelovers]

#Credits to owner

[willowrosenbergwinchester]

[doubleantlerwilfred]

also i may or may not have dismembered him before i grabbed it. there was lava, he was yelling, i cried. it was a bad few days.

[did-you-know]

Source

[dogvines]

[thefinalpam-archive]

[lyingpink-deactivated20150505]

[princesszelda-rekt]

“… Groups of 5”

ohshit

[sharpedos]

[ruinedchildhood]

[zerueru-deactivated20230131]

[themysteryoftheunknownuniverse]

The fandom triforce 

[billciphersinternethistory-deac]

ay yes the new superwholock

[the-fury-of-a-time-lord]

i can accept this

[cctinsleybaxter]

Thank fucking god 

[finalvortex]

[a-giant-spider-archive]

i’m partial to

[catbountry]

We could have stopped this.

[dat-soldier]

[babyanimalposts]

[therelatableimages]

feeling sad? look at this baby animal blog!

[the-real-north]

/looks at smudged writing on hand/