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“A sooty tern chick stands forlornly on the beach, waiting for its parents to return from their daily hunting trip at sea.” (Life magazine, early 1950s)

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me: im not emo anymore

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me: WITH THE TIGHTS UNDERNEATH I GOT THE BREATH OF A LAST CIGARETTE ON MY TEETH AND SHE'S AN ACTRESS (ACTRESS) BUT SHE AIN'T GOT NO NEED SHE'S GOT MONEY FROM HER PARENTS AND A TRUST FUND BACK EAST T-T-T-TONGUES (TONGUES) ALWAYS PRESSED TO YA CHEEK. WHILE MY TONGUE IS ON THE INSIDE OF SOME OTHER GIRL'S TEETH. SO TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND (BOYFRIEND) IF HE SAYS HE'S GOT BEEF, THAT IM A VEGETARIAN AND I AINT FUCKIN SCAREDA HIM-

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[Queen Victoria]: Could we find some clothes for Miss Tyler? I’m tired of nakedness.

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marcvscicero

writing style: author from the 1800s with a severe love of commas whose sentences last half a page

fencer-x

I came out here, to this point, to this place, hoping against all hope and despite signs and portends suggesting otherwise that I might, somehow, find myself having a pleasant experience, and yet here I stand, alone against the world, feeling assaulted, attacked on all fronts, knowing not my enemy’s name nor his face nor whether our battle is done.

on the topic of humans being the intergalactic “hold my beer” species: imagine an alien stepping onto a human starship and seeing a space roomba™ with a knife duct taped onto it, just wandering around the ship

it doesn’t have any special intelligence. it’s just a normal space roomba. there are other space roombas on the ship and they don’t have knives. it’s just this one. knife space roomba has full clearance to every room in the ship. occasionally crew members will be talking and then suddenly swear and clutch their ankle. knife space roomba putters off, leaving them to their mild stab wounds.

“what is the point?” asks the alien as another crew member casually steps over the knife-wielding robot. “is it to test your speed and agility?”

“no it doesn’t really go that fast,” replies the captain.

“does it teach you to stay ever-vigilant?”

“I mean I guess so but that’s more of a side effect.”

“does it weed out the weak? does it protect you from invaders? do repeated stabbings let your species heal more quickly in the future?”

“it doesn’t stab very hard, it gets us more than it gets our enemies, and no, but that sounds cool — someone write that down.”

“but then what is its purpose?”

“I don’t know,” the captain says, leaning down to give the space roomba an affectionate pat. “it just seemed cool”

aethersea

this is the dumbest idea I’ve ever heard but I thought about it for five seconds and realized that if I were, say, a random communications officer onboard this ship and someone taped a knife to a roomba it would take maybe three weeks before even I was inordinately fond of Stabby. I would be proud of Stabby when I met up with my other spacefleet friends for space coffee, I would tell them about the time Stabby got the second mate in the ankle five seconds before the fleet admiral beamed on board and she swore in seven different languages in front of high command.

also by the fourth day Stabby would be in the ship’s log, he’d have little painted-on insignia, people would salute him as he went by, and someone would hook up a twitter account to tweet maniacal laughter and/or a truly terrible knock-knock joke every time he managed to nick someone.

tallteal

Omg so the ting I typed up might actually happen this is gold

petralemaitre

I am suddenly astonished that Stabby isn’t Farscape canon. 1812 was weird enough.

dearthoughthenightisgone

Stabby’s little charging dock would start accruing cuddly toys and commemorative holo-vids of Stabby’s greatest stabs. Its insignia would start off at a fairly low rank, but soon, without anyone every discussing it, everyone would know that Stabby got to take the rank of the highest ranking crew member it stabbed. The ceremony for Flag Admiral Stabby was beautiful. The captain gave a speech.