Hyperfixation center

This account is for me to post about my Gravity Falls AU centering around Ford, Bill and Stan before, during and after Weirdmageddon. While I won't post much explicitly gory content here if any, the fanfic itself (the main content for the AU) has heavy subjects, please check the tags on the fic before diving in.

[callaham]

Stanford art

Official art for my Billford fanfic which you can find here!

Made by my amazing partner who's running this account with me! They also have this account @awesomesauceoppossumposse

Masterpost for the AU here!

[storm-of-feathers]

yeah yeah rainbow capitalism is bad and whatever but like. when I was a child, being pro gay was not the popular or lucrative choice. I'm happy that times have changed.

[storm-of-feathers]

I miss rainbow capitalism. I do. I miss when it felt like public opinion was still pro gay. I understand it was always an empty gesture, but it mattered in a sense of knowing how socially acceptable being queer is. If that makes sense.

[bill-cipher-offical]

*I* WOULDN'T TURN INTO GOO IF I ACCIDENTALLY DYED MY HAIR THE WRONG COLOR.

JUST SAYIN'

[bill-cipher-offical]

WHY YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS FOR NOT VOTING FOR ME: THE ESSAY

POINT 1: I'M SMART AND INTELLIGENCE IS ATTRACTIVE. SAME WITH POWER. I'M ALSO POWERFUL. YA EVER SEEN SOMEONE IMPLODE A PLANET WITH ALL THEIR EYES SHUT?

POINT 2: CHECK OUT THESE ANGLES. PERFECT! EVERY! SINGLE! ONE!

POINT 3: I'M ADORABLE AND EASY TO DRAW

POINT 4: I CAN PLAY 127 DIFFERENT INSTRUMENTS TO SERENADE JUST ABOUT ANY BEING WITH THE CAPACITY FOR AUDITORY STIMULATION (AND EVEN SOME WITHOUT!)

POINT 5: I WILL GIFT YOU RATS AND WEAR A SUIT COVERED IN BABIES TO ANY DATES

POINT 6: I'VE BEEN COLLECTING SMELLS SINCE BEFORE YOUR DINOSAUR AGE. TAKE A WHIFF! PRETTY SEXY, RIGHT?

POINT 7: I'M MARKETABLE AND RICH!

WHO NEEDS TO BUY GOLD WHEN YOU'RE PRACTICALLY MADE OF IT, AMIRITE?

POINT 8: LI BRX GRQ'W YRWH IRU PH L VZHDU WR KLUVFK BRX'OO ZDWFK WKH ZRUOG BRX NQRZ DQG VHHP WR HQMRB WXUQ LQWR QRWKLQJ EXW PDJJRWV

AND FOR THE MONSTERFUCKERS AMONG US, CHECK IT OUT! TEETH FOR DAYS!

SO VOTE FOR ME, BILL CIPHER, AS THE SEXIEST MAN ON TUMBLR FOR THE SECOND TIME!

@sexy-people-contests-2026 @sexy-people-contests-2

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[pwhyxco]

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

[wamscoastsmoker]

get spooky

[tshifty]

how does this appear every june

[likeimbrandnew]

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[hellscape-of-sarah-blog]

it’s june

[prinxiety-logicalitysanderssides]

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K I N G Y’ A L L

[imin-loveanon-deactivated202006]

LEE IT’S JUNE

[weirdsthenewnormal]

GAY HALLOWEEN TIME

[2am-soda-deactivated20211215]

y’all know what fuckin month it is 😎

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

It’s pride month everybody!!!!!!

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 12

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Sir Crocodile (One Piece)

Jonathan Harker (Dracula)

Voting ended onJun 3

[Crocodile]

"There's a pretty solid theory that he's the main character's birthing parent, so like he has prior experience.

Almost definitely transgender and we need more tmpreg rep.

World seems designed to give him a migraine, so he's the sort of person who would get knocked up for plot reasons.

It'd be hot, he'd be so flustered about it."

Crocodile propaganda from last season

[Jonathan]

"Dracula probably has weird vampire pregnancy powers and also all those scenes in Dracula's castle were so weird in a homoerotic way. Either that or Mina gets him pregnant (which good for her, Mina is the best). Jonathan loves his wife very much and he'd love to have her babies."

"I just want him to give birth to Quincey and have a happy life after this whole vampire bullshit."

[angelictrace]

CROCOMOM PLEASR YOU CAN DO THIS WE LOVE YOU

[callaham]

Jonathan was the first wattpad style self-insert character where the author is clearly Working Something Out About Themselves

If you read the original Dracula you will understand that the author wanted Jonathan Harker to get pregnant.

Do it for Bram Stoker's hidden homosexuality

[callaham]

I don't even know if he's in the running this year but if I live to see the day that a character played by Mark "Markiplier" Fischbach becomes the number 1 tumblr sexyman I will die happy

[callaham]

Hm so I'm not sure when I decided to make Fiddleford the extremely evil asshole he's shaping up to be in my new fanfic but y'know what I'm not opposed to it.

[ezekiel13]

I want to write my fanfic <- isn’t writing my fanfic

[callaham]

New Fic

New fic! I've gotten my Magnus Archives hyperfixation back recently and it gave me ideas for a redo of my human Bill Cipher AU! I'm actually planning out chapter progression for this one.

First Chapter Here!

[callaham]

Human Bill AUs are funniest in my opinion when Bill Cipher is just as much of a chaotic goblin-coded asshole as normal Bill is.

[that-mystic-knight]

One door closes and another one opens…or something along those lines

[gor3sigil]

A cis woman tells me that maybe she should transition to gain male privilege as I'm recovering from getting beaten up in the men's bathrooms.

I tell her to be my guest and give me a call when she gets her jaw broken, I always carry a first aid kit and a pepper spray.

She calls me a misogynistic asshole.

A cis man tells me that he'd sure love some T.

Gave him my prescription and best of luck with the constant shortages and getting denied.

He calls me a pussy.

I'm fighting for my life and reproductive rights. I get told to get off women's fights, that it's not about me, like I shed my womb after my first T shot.

I search for support groups for SA victims, and I'm stuck in the same “women/NBs only”. Still shooting my shot, send an application. I introduce myself. Never get a call back.

I go to a trans night. Say I go by he/him. Get told back “yeah, that's how we all start !” by a trans woman. I'm too exhausted, I get up and I leave.

I hang out with my friends, one of them drunkenly says masculinity is a prison we must learn to escape. She gets rows of applause. Back to drinking alone.

Yes I could explain it. But who'd you rather be ? A delusional girl or a man made threat ?Or it could be better, I could just not exist ! And we'd bleach my corpse and I'd become a casualty. Not an F, ot an M, a W for Wound and for Wrong.

I put a candle on a single cupcake, 2 years on HRT. I blow it in the dark. Curtains closed like casket.

[callaham]

I personally would like to be able to have a conversation with my body. I would like to be able to ask my immune system what's wrong, and when it starts howling and wailing about dust I can explain that the dust is okay.

Alternatively I can tell every single doctor who told me that "nothing is wrong with you" to go fuck themselves as my nervous system tells them that Yes actually my human is Always in Some level of Pain and No I don't know how to Turn It Off.

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[callaham]

Having a chaotic friend to start shit with you that you can then turn into absolute insanity by bouncing off each other's ideas is just delightful. It's like clown school improv but we're trying to bewilder and maybe disgust the audience. Laughter is optional, this is for our entertainment not yours.

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

[tnystrk-exe]

[entropychronicles]

[thehumblesmokedetector]

*BEEP!!!*