Courier IX @couriertheixth - Tumblr Blog

I should probably have put my artfight here, huh?

An art gifting game

i'll do my best to revenge, that'll probably be most of what I do tbh

#science courier speaks #artfight 2026 #How does this corelate to my science alien stuff?#Uuuuuhhhhhhhh #Quick think of an excuse #I get to see what people enjoy doing #That works #Right?

apenitentialprayer

Am walking through Manhattan, there's a woman who can't be more than 25 in a big fur coat, walking with a cane, angrily saying into her headpiece "I want them them destroyed," I feel like an extra in a movie

pride-knightess

Genuinely curious, why did you go with knightess over the word dame?

Monarchy's cringe, init

colfy-wolfy

I use your expie doodles as reaction images very very frequently I just wanted you to know this

I love them they are so silly

Hehehe Im glad ppl like my funny expie drawings cuz they also make me laf

ess-jay-oh

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If safe to do so, turn off any hidden device before the scheduled test and only switch it back on after the test period has ended.

A national test alert will be sent at 2pm (AEST) on 27 July 2026.

pukicho

I invented a new trend called “drink sleepy tea and go to bed”

what-even-is-thiss

You know the FBI and CIA get thousands of tips a day and they look into all of them but like 99% of them turn out to be nothing.

Anyways the government choosing to release literally all files related to anything are gonna fuel conspiracy theories because the conspiracy theorists are gonna assume that those bullshit tips must mean something

So basically President 47 choosing to release files related to the 2020 election is almost certainly sending the conspiracy theorists into a spiral right now combing over all of those nothing burgers and was obviously extremely irresponsible of him but what else is new

niccymarten

being brave isn't easy!!! 🫡

rratpower

what-even-is-thiss

Man you can’t be a humorist fantasy writer without having everything you do compared to Terry Pratchett huh

byjove

at least now we know why he has yet to return when Britain is in peril

byjove

he is slowly walking from Jamaica to Britain on the seafloor like Dracula (2020)

daily-kris-pronouns-reminder

divine-dragon

Offering Received: a lifetime subscription to the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV with an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety... [etc, etc] (#891)

very buttonful games are pretty hard to play with their paws, but they're having fun fishing!

nchntd

In the club

vacuously-true

I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.

dimmadoome

I just love that this very video is an accumulation of thousands of years worth of art made by people who have never met each other. The concept of this video was so completely unfathomable to every single artist who made the sculptures and yet they’ve all put something toward the creation of it.