[amygdalae]

being in your 20s is like. every day i am playing with forces i can barely understand

[the-devil-wears-zara]

@elena_miska

[funnytwittertweets]

[memewhore]

[classycookiexo]

[norvvegianmonk1-deactivated2019]

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out

[sassafrassatrash-blog]

Let me say to all the skeptics out there, as someone who has recently left the hell pit that is walmart, this is a real fucking question and when I asked about it i was told there’d been an ‘incident at corporate’.

[xeppeli]

this is still the best addition to this post

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

throwback to when someone blatantly lied on my own obviously fake walmart application post

[dirt-mlm]

Oh so y’all will like my posts but not become madly in love with me? Okay.

[ozeia]

[imgladyourehereholdme]

thinking about how milk jugs are so perfectly designed; not a bit of wasted space. the handle is part of the container as well and you can clearly see how much of the liquid is left. genius. im thinking of eating the mushroom growing in my frontyard whole. if even one person is nice to me today i will kiss them on the lips

[whitepeopletwitter]

[patrocles]

keep floridas name out of yalls mouth challenge

[enbyofdionysos]

people are on twitter throwing shade at Texas and Louisiana as if Texan republicans didn’t just file a federal lawsuit to throw out 127,000 votes -- Texas (which could fit the entire UK in it 2.8 times need i remind you) also closed hundreds of polling sites, leaving one county with only two sites. TWO. Louisiana also ordered hundreds of polling places to close early ON ELECTION DAY.

i don’t want to hear people going “oobloobloo these boomers” and “oobloobloo the south” and “oobloobloo these hillbillies”

IT’S DIRECT VOTER SUPPRESSION.

so stop making jokes about sleeping when southerners need help during hurricanes because your middle class white ass was able to safely get in your subaru to drive to your local polling place on your lunchbreak meanwhile voters on their way to their polling places in north carolina were pepper-sprayed by police.

[patrocles]

keep floridas name out of yalls mouth challenge

[enbyofdionysos]

people are on twitter throwing shade at Texas and Louisiana as if Texan republicans didn’t just file a federal lawsuit to throw out 127,000 votes -- Texas (which could fit the entire UK in it 2.8 times need i remind you) also closed hundreds of polling sites, leaving one county with only two sites. TWO. Louisiana also ordered hundreds of polling places to close early ON ELECTION DAY.

i don’t want to hear people going “oobloobloo these boomers” and “oobloobloo the south” and “oobloobloo these hillbillies”

IT’S DIRECT VOTER SUPPRESSION.

so stop making jokes about sleeping when southerners need help during hurricanes because your middle class white ass was able to safely get in your subaru to drive to your local polling place on your lunchbreak meanwhile voters on their way to their polling places in north carolina were pepper-sprayed by police.

[dailytomlinson]

CALL IN AND GET YOUR VOTE TO COUNT!

[jaylor]

CHECK YOUR BALLOT STATUS!

[dailytomlinson]

CALL IN AND GET YOUR VOTE TO COUNT!

[jaylor]

CHECK YOUR BALLOT STATUS!

[dailytomlinson]

CALL IN AND GET YOUR VOTE TO COUNT!

[jaylor]

CHECK YOUR BALLOT STATUS!

[collinear]

It is to Madame Justice that I dedicate this concerto, in honor of the holiday that she seems to have taken from these parts, and in recognition of the impostor that stands in her stead.

V FOR VENDETTA 2005 – James McTeigue

[hamelin-born]

People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.