Pathetic Egg Stunt Achieves Nothing

hi im Kate she/her/hers pronouns pls My instagram is katesabat

[eternal--returned]

Hajime Kinoko ֍ Black Label: Japanese Traditional Rope (No date)

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

i want to be your best friend and the love of your life and your adventure partner and your girl

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[notunlikepride]

@shitpostsampler this feels up your alley

[okitagumi]

reblog to delete america

[snapchatista-deactivated2015080]

i never win these giveaways but it doesn’t hurt to try

[pukicho]

Remember to drink water babes

[i-like-pans7]

No

[pukicho]

Then become the dirt I walk on.

[nataleaf]

Every post like this hits me so hard bc op always swings back with a new type of bat and I’m never prepared for it

[d1ecast]

[toastbutteregg]

[marveladdicts]

Captain America: Civil War (2016) dir. Joe and Anthony Russo

[achillesfandomitis-deactivated2]

[valtsv]

oh theres a witch in these woods??? is she single???

[valtsv]

brb going to ask the forest witch out on a date

[valtsv]

my firstborn child has been stolen

[pink-goblin]

your wife taking care of your child is not “stealing”

[girlcumsmoothie-deactivated2016]

[arnieinthesky]

Visit Original Link

[doktorpeace-deactivated20251208]

[highschoolhandjobs]

how do i send letters to the moon i want to tell her i love her

[davidfosterflawless-deactivated]

where my texas boys at..

[allowthehype-deactivated2015072]

texas 

[thebootydiaries]

Yes I’m a girl. Yes I’m an existentialist. We exist?

[mjalti]

girls the demons feed themselves on ur insecurities and tonight we let them starve

[natgeofound]

An amateur orchid grower works in the window of his greenhouse in Silver Spring, Maryland, April 1971.Photograph by Gordon Gahan, National Geographic

[henryclervals]

me: gets up from my nap and goes outside

the roman soldier guarding my tomb: