Welcome To Hell

I find stuff I like/think is important | they/them | queer af | I’ll respect whatever gender/sexuality you are | trans rights are human rights

[junk-thunder]

you can hit it raw, i’ve got an IED

[sparrow-va]

you have a wha

[antisocial-transfag]

you're telling me a gar licked this??

[alphabetizing-posts]

a gar licked me telling this?? you’re

[antisocial-transfag]

oh that's why this was a zero noter before. forgot to alphabetize it

[swedishjazz]

[luisonte]

lansia viva

[krystal-prisms]

[were--ralph]

my favorite genre of video is kittens eating food in the most fucked up ways

[homunculus-argument]

According to old finnish folklore, having a wild animal wander into your house is an omen of death. The bigger the animal, the more imminent the death. A small bird, like a sparrow or a finch, is a sign that someone who lives in the house will die within the year. If the animal that has somehow made its way inside the house is a small mammal like a hedgehog, or a larger bird like an owl or raven, would mean that death is coming to visit in the next few months.

Massive megafauna, like a fully-grown moose or a bear, is a sign that someone will probably die within the next 20 minutes.

[rainbow-demoness]

This one doesn't get to stay hidden in the replies.

[coldswarkids]

I want you all to imagine with me, if you will, what I witnessed today.

McDonalds parking lot. teenage boy. giant polished white ford Tundra. windows down. blasting. I mean BLASTING. Beethoven's moonlight sonata. boy demolishing burger.

[domina-honoribila]

White Boy Summer

[cruzfucker]

[1canadanus1]

Omg this is just like one of Pliny's letters.

When I am in the courts I frequently find myself regretting Marcus Regulus, though I hardly mean to say that I want him back again. Why then, you may ask, do I regret him? For these reasons. He used to hold the profession in great respect; he used to be nervous and anxious to succeed and write out his speeches beforehand, though he could never thoroughly commit them to memory. Even his practice of smearing ointment over either his right or left eye - the former if he were appearing for the plaintiff, and the latter when he was pleading for a defendant - and his habit of changing the white patch from one eyebrow to the other, and consulting the soothsayers as to how his cases would go, though due to gross superstition on his part, were also to be partly explained by the great regard in which he held our profession. Again, his other practice of always demanding that we should be allowed to speak as long as we desired, and the way in which he succeeded in getting an audience together, were very gratifying to those who were engaged in the same cases as he was.

Pliny the Younger Letters 6.2

[1canadanus1]

Everyone's reblogging my addition and I didn't even put in the best part of the letter!

However, be that as it may, Regulus did well to die, and he would have done better still if he had died earlier.

[elvis-shrimpley]

Woah mama I'm a shrimp

[aflo]

I truly believe we don't have much time left

[darillium-night]

Update from the man himself

The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

Which led him to this.

Bless this man.

[the-nightman783]

[lynati]

I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.

[fly-chicken]

He remains just as funny and weird on other platforms dw

[fly-chicken]

By the way, the topic he was presenting was

‘Can I get an Honorary Degree if I Just Ask Really Nicely’

[deramin2]

He’s now a co-executive director and writer on Game Changer and other Dropout TV shows. Which means that if we keep hyping this brilliantly original gameshow to a wider audience, it is entirely possible that his eulogy will include both the words “Pornhub” and “Emmy.” And that he’s brought a tremendous kindness and mutualistic care for others to both porn and gameshows that are often missing extremely comforting.

[filmnoirsbian]

From the bottom of my heart: im not sorry for anything i put on yalls dash, i am my own target audience and i find my taste immaculate but thank u for witnessing 💕

[barbarian2022]

i must not take it personal. taking it personal is the mind killer. taking it personal is the little death that brings total oblivion. i will face taking it personal. i will permit it to pass over and through me. and when it has gone past i will turn the inner eye to see its path. when the taking it personal has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain

[pukicho]

Been in Norway for a few weeks, here are some photos from my trip!

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[flemmboyant]

this shouldn't be hidden in the comments:

[amygdalae]

If you drink beer while gaming you have the Mirthful Gamer's Heart.

If you drink hard alcohol while gaming you have the Riotous Gamer's Spirit.

If you drink wine while gaming you have the Sensual Gamer's Soul.

[amygdalae]

Everyone asking me "what if I do this?" "What if I do that?"

I can't help you. This is the only information I've gathered about this world so far.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

etymology reveals a fascinating glimpse into the way the human mind works. "Australia" is just latin for southern. "Asia" is probably assyrian for east. "Norway" oh you mean those fuckers up north? for millennia humanity has been naming places the equivalent of: *gestures* yeah thataway

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)

[commiescummie]

i said what i said

[trelleste]

Toothpaste. It's just frozen toothpaste.

[commiescummie]