[urfavhatesterfs]

this is so sweet 🥺🥺🥺

This is the cutest thing ever. Godzilla says trans rights.

[kitt-the-werefox]

GODZILLA OFFICIAL???

[sciencebees]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[deepinourengines]

i wanna fuck you like a liberal

[deepinourengines]

I Wanna vote you from the blue side

[applepartyy]

Guys can we normalize sitting down like weird Al 😿

this is coming from someone who CANNOT sit normally. ill sit straight and then end up with my legs tangled together up in the air or something

[aluria-sevhex]

@vernalloy Mr. Perkins...

[callingvalhal]

Ppl will look me dead in the eyes and explain how they have to wake up at 5 am every day to make their kid’s breakfast and then be like “why don’t you want kids though”

[healrosie]

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

[charl0ttan]

there will be tiny kitties all over the world today

[thedankmemes]

[aquaflv]

really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite

[aquaflv]

yesterday she told me some story about the Buddha's wife and child and I was like. Wait. He fucked? And she was like yeah of course he fucked, why wouldn't he, he was the most attractive and loveable and and wise and etc. person who ever lived. why would he not fuck.

[aquaflv]

this morning she looked perplexed in the kitchen at me and said "did Jesus not fuck?"

[syringavulgaris]

Mary Oliver, Worm Moon

[valtsv]

i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn’t be sad. and now i am no longer sad.

[valtsv]

here is a little bat to banish your sadness

[conquerorwurm]

This nice little bat reminds me of this other nice little bat who was drawn in the 1200s:

[trekmemes-deactivated20220205]

[manipulated-pieces]

This is the only website where I routinely see people say things like “oh this reminds me of something I recently saw from the 1200s”

[lustcannibalism]

do you want to play substance abuse with me after work

[glowcowboy]

everything i do i do with playful and bisexual intent

[ahoneesan]

[thunderon]

well y’all. that was february

[junglejim4322]

You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this

[disgustinggf]

[wintvies]

reconnecting with my room after being around other people for too long