[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[goblinlord-deactivated20160826]

i found this lizard in my kitchen licking a marshmallow

[unclefather]

Do you know him?

[mijo]

[catchymemes]

[cbratz-deactivated20230605]

[android1000]

*survives another year*

[aalaynirakul-deactivated2020122]

In Memory of Mortland   Ko-fi  | PATREON  | Comet radio | Deviantart | Pixiv

[commandershepardvasfuckit]

I love one (1) fat little lizard

[sisyphusshrugged]

[doggosource]

11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta 

[baconpolice]

Yall forgot the final product.

[futurefantastic]

my sister lives with a cat named squangela

[futurefantastic]

this is squangela

[meanplastic]

IM CRYINGG WHAT POSSESSED HER TO SAY THIS ON NATIONAL TELEVISION

[whenharrymetsallys]

[hekacute-deactivated20141230]

Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe. 

[ifitaintbaroque]

I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

[ifitaintbaroque]

I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

[ifitaintbaroque]

Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”

My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.

[ifitaintbaroque]

I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

[goatbran-deactivated20190407]

please give us updates

[ifitaintbaroque]

Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”

And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying. 

[ifitaintbaroque]

I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.

[antique-scarecrow]

op will not die of natural causes

[babygoatsandfriends]

[leerings]

THE SIMULATION IS GLITCHING

[zonecassette]

[rihsusvevo]