Like a barnacle to the flame.

Habie: She/Her | est. 1987 🦕 | Salem, MA, USA | Professional Writer, ASL Student, Octopus Enthusiast, Amateur Seamstress, Disney-Specialized Travel Agent, Self Taught Ukulele Novice, Former-and-Maybe-One-Day-Again Cosplayer, Getting Half Decent Crochet Learner, Two-Bit Nobody, A Raccoon and A Possum In A Coat Pretending To Be A Person, & A Mom. 🦝

[depsidase]

[prokopetz]

"I hate how American media will just make up a European nation rather than do any research, so I'm going to get back at them by writing a story set in a fake American state" like, do you have the slightest idea how much American media is set in a geographically impossible fictional small town located in no particular state and characterised entirely by some guy from Los Angeles' collection of half-remembered stereotypes about the American Midwest? They've already got the "lazily inventing fictional parts of America" bit locked down.

No, if you want to play the Uno reverse card on American media, what you need to do isn't to make up a fake state: you specifically need to wilfully misrepresent southern California.

[davai-tovarisch]

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

[jellyfishforest135]

Mondays, amiright?

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

Svetoslav Petrov - svetoslavi

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

Svetoslav Petrov - svetoslavi

[52stations]

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

[thespiritofeon]

yo…. when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders….

do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like

jet: hes a firebender!!!!

patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:

Jet: He’s a firebender!

The Patrons to the Tea Shop internally: You fucking stupid, sir? I think you might be stupid.

THE TAGS

[captainlordauditor]

#if someone shouted something racialized at a food service worker and he pulled swords#if be like ‘yeah that’s fair’

[brain-deadx0]

He didn’t even use his own swords. He took them from a guard and the guards let him

[vareidow]

[mollybeenoel]

Fox siblings playing together.

Photographed by annastelloophotography on instagram

[renif]

hera my love

[local-dragon-haunt]

Has this been done yet

[callmehabie]

"Oh right I'm on an alien planet."

"I HAVE ALIEN STUDENTS!"

[guerrillatech]

[aflo]

posting this on twitter will get you put into witness protection

[truestoriesaboutme]

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

[terminallyonlinecat-deactivated]

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

[mihai-florescu]

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

[mihai-florescu]

The lion will never financially recover from this

[callmehabie]

Let me tell you about my morning!

Two days ago one of my best friends gently and lovingly bullied me into signing up for a Disney run with her. This is a big deal b/c like 12 years ago when I was hit by a car I was training for the Disney Princess half marathon and I'm finally back in a place where I feel good about running.

Anyway, this morning we fought the long ass queue and I'm officially training for a 10-Miler next April.

Then

THEN

My husband texts me and says, "Hey did you still wanna see Noah Kahan at Fenway this week? I signed you up for the waitlist and they just released more tickets, here's your code."

SO I'M GOING TO FENWAY TOMORROW BAYBEE!

I'm so excited I'm going to throw up.

[goodieprocter]

This one goes out to my cat (and also @justcakethanks of course)

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