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blue raspberry is fucked up cause it doesn't make sense but then u taste it and it Does taste like if a raspberry was blue

#for real tho

lengthofropes

Steve rants about Robin 🙄👩 in 3.03, but it’s *snaps fingers* easily about Eddie 👬💙🤗

commission for 💖 @sparklyslug

#Dustin ''aren't you a little old to care about being popular'' is such a fucking mood #me at 9 years old confused when my friend's older brother complained about not being ''cool''#dude what even is cool this is a dumb complaint #TO THE POINT THO #I love the artistry of this gifset it's so cute #Stranger Things

chem1calwarfare

sex playlist that's just the suspenseful background music from the passenger

#yeah you get it #stockroom syndrome

thoughtportal

#we would've had a beautiful lavender marriage John #it would've been really special

combustable-head

What if you needed to move a piano out of your house so you ask your friend to come over and help, but instead he makes you wear a monkey suit in the middle of July and films you breaking it apart on a shitty camcorder. And your grandma just died. Happened to my good friend Rich Evans.

#the fact that Rich hasn't killed Mike in a well-deserved emotional breakdown in like 30 years of friendship #tells me he's stronger than any US Marine #headed for a break! down!

apolladay

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Thank you Mod H!

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Voting ended onJun 4

#Damnit I forgot ASL #I picked six but it's seven with ASL #English #Spanish #Italian #French #German #Japanese

lhoraece

I commissioned someone again just to draw Benson being flustered

Artist: Niss Echi

#stoooooooooooop #how dare such cute art get me for such a fucked up ship #how DARE #/stashes it away like a squirrel with a nut #stockroom syndrome

clearpills

#stronger than any brick

psychypolar

June is for the gays!

#get out of my hoooooouuuussse.gif

kaijuno

#stop the ride please

sm-baby

#well yeah otherwise why would I say that

dad-dumpster

caught

late mermay art

#yo alright alright alright #I'll fuckin' take it #Stockroom Syndrome

hometoursandotherstuff

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

runcibility

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.